Chords for Dr Hook And The Medicine Show - "I Got Stoned And I Missed It"

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I was sitting in my basement, I just rolled myself a taste [F] of something green and cold
and glorious to get [Bbm] me through the day.
_ [F] I went with my friend, yelled through the chanson, grab your [Bb] coat and get your [C] hat done.
There's a nut down on the corner, a given dollar [Bb] feels a way.
_ [F] So I sat around a bit and then I had another hit and then I rolled myself a bomb and then
I pulled out my mama and then I moved around, around the wild and their.
_ [E] I got stoned [Bb] and I missed it, [Gm] I got [G] stoned and I missed it.
I [F] got [Eb] stoned and rolled right by.
[Bb] Right on by!
I got stoned and I missed it, I got stoned and I [E] missed it.
I got [F] stoned and [Bb] rolled me over.
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[C] Now it took seven months [Bb] of virgin, just to get that local virgin, [Dm] with a sweet face up
to my plate, [G] fool around and be a bitch.
[Bb] Well next day she woke up rosy, and as she smuggled up to the coast, [F] she asked me how
I [Ab] loved it, getting her to meet [Bb] some rednecks.
_ I was stoned and I missed it, I was stoned and I missed [F] it, I was stoned [A] and hold that vibe.
[Bb] I was stoned and I missed it, I was stoned and I missed it, [F] I was stoned and hold [Bb] your vibe.
Alright, give her [G] a five for that now.
_ Come on, give her that thing. _ _
Yeah!
_ _ _ Come on. _
You're [D] good.
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_ _ [Bb] good. You're good.
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_ _ _ [Bb] _ [A] _ _ You're good.
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_ _ _ _ You're good. _ _
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ You're good.
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_ _ _ _ You're good. _ _
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_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ You're good.
You're _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] good. You're good. _ _ _ _