Double Decker Dog Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson

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[Bm] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Mum, _ [A] there's a dog outside.
[B] What I'd like you to [E] see. _
[Em] _ _ [E] Mum, _ _ [A] if it's alright, [B] I'd like to keep him here with [E] me. _
_ _ [A] Because I never seen [E] a dog like that.
[B] He's got another head [E] in the middle of his back.
[A] And he's got six legs, so [E] he'd be good at chasing cats.
[B] He's a double-decker [E] dog.
_ _ [A] _ Two-headed, [E] _
six-legged, [B] _ double-decker [E] dog.
_ _ _ Mum, his [A] back half's black, but [Db] his front bit's [E] really [Em] white.
_ [E] _ Mum, _ [A] don't be [B] frightened.
He's not [E] gonna bite.
_ [A] Because he looks too tired.
[E] He looks worn out.
[B] And both his heads have [E] got their tongues hanging out.
[A] And he's huffing and he's puffing [E] and he's frothing at the mouth.
[B] He looks really, really [E] friendly.
_ _ [A] _ Two-headed, [E] _
six-legged, [B] _ double-decker [E] dog.
_ _ [F] _ Mum, _ [Bb] they're cruel next door.
[C] Because all they did was [F] laugh.
_ _ Mum, _ [Bb] why are you filling up the bucket?
[C] Do you think he needs a [F] bath? _
_ _ [Bb] But you'll be right, [F] Mum, I can handle him myself.
[C] And I don't need those bloody [F] kids next door to help.
[Bb] He's my double-decker dog, so [F] I'll bath him by myself.
[C] And I wish that'll just go [F] piss off.
_ _ [Bb] _ Two-headed, [F] _
six-legged, [C] _ double-decker [F] dog.
_ _ [G] Mum, _ [C] them kids next door [D] are teasing me poor [G] dog. _
_ _ Mum, _ [C] they're pricks next door.
[D] Because now they're chucking [G] rocks. _
_ [C] And if they hit him, Mum, [G] while I'm being striped,
he [D] gets them six legs going, [G] they'll be running for their lives.
And with [C] his second set of fangs, [G] he could bite them all twice.
So [D] they better stop fucking [G] around. _
_ _ [C] _ Two-headed, [G] _
six [D]-legged, _ [A] double-decker [G] dog.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] They're cunts next door.
[E] I think they've killed [A] me dog.
_ Mum, _ [D] one cunt jumped the [E] fence and kicked him in [A] the cods.
_ [D] And the bastard kicked him [A] so fucking hard,
[E] me dog took off and [A] was heading for the park.
But [D] he ran across the road [A] and got skittled by a [E] car
and it slapped me [A] dog in hard.
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Six-legged, [E] _ double-decker [A] dog.
_ _ [C] _ Mum, [F] Mum, quick come [G] outside, you won't [C] believe your eyes.
_ _ Mum, it's [F] me double-decker dog.
[G] He's back, he's [C] still alive.
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_ [G] But something's different, [C] Mum, I can't explain.
[F] Well, his front's still white, [C] that's still the same,
but [G] now his back [C] half's brown.
_ [F] _ _ Come [C] on, fella, _ [G] he's a clever little [C] dog. _
How [F] did you change [C] colour like that?
_ [G] He's a clever dog, Mum, [C] look he's happy to see [F] me dog.
Gee [C] Mum, he really likes [G] me leg.
_ [C] Come on, fella, _ [F] what are we going to [C] call him, Mum?
Mum, [G] Mum, can I call him [C] Hobby? _
Look, [F] come on Hobby, _ [C] look Mummy knows his [G] name.
Look, his back half's [C] hopping up and down.
[F] Come on Hobby.
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_ _ [G] Come on, fella, [C] that's a_ _
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