Chords for donovan the intergalactic laxative
Tempo:
56.7 bpm
Chords used:
A
E
B
G#
C#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I was impressed like everyone when [A] man began to fly
Out of earthly [B] regions to planets [E] in the sky
With total [A] media coverage we watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
In awe with admiration we listened to the talk
Such pride felt they, such joy [B] to be upon the moon to walk
My [E] romantic vision [A] shattered when it was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me [B] without a worry [E] or care
If shitting is your [A] problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
They don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
Their food [B] especially prepared to [E] dissolve into slush
[G#] Absorbed by multi [A]-fibers in the super diaper suit
Otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me without [E] a worry or care
If shitting is your problem [A] when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
You may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
A pipe is led [C#] from penis head to a unit in the [E] room
The water is [A] recirculated filtered for reuse
In case of antigravity he gets on the loose
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and [B] believe me [E] without a worry or care
If [A] shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
Wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
Dun-dun-dun-dun
I'm glad he's always had to [B] do the number one [E] and two
It makes it all so ordinary [A] just like you and me
To know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee
The intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
For cosmic constipation there's none that can [B] compare
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative
Out of earthly [B] regions to planets [E] in the sky
With total [A] media coverage we watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
In awe with admiration we listened to the talk
Such pride felt they, such joy [B] to be upon the moon to walk
My [E] romantic vision [A] shattered when it was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me [B] without a worry [E] or care
If shitting is your [A] problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
They don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
Their food [B] especially prepared to [E] dissolve into slush
[G#] Absorbed by multi [A]-fibers in the super diaper suit
Otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me without [E] a worry or care
If shitting is your problem [A] when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
You may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
A pipe is led [C#] from penis head to a unit in the [E] room
The water is [A] recirculated filtered for reuse
In case of antigravity he gets on the loose
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and [B] believe me [E] without a worry or care
If [A] shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
Wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
Dun-dun-dun-dun
I'm glad he's always had to [B] do the number one [E] and two
It makes it all so ordinary [A] just like you and me
To know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee
The intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
For cosmic constipation there's none that can [B] compare
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative
Key:
A
E
B
G#
C#
A
E
B
_ _ I was impressed like everyone when [A] man began to fly
Out of earthly [B] regions to planets [E] in the sky
With total [A] media coverage we watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
_ In awe with admiration we listened to the talk
Such pride felt they, such joy [B] to be upon the moon to walk
My [E] romantic vision [A] shattered when it was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me [B] without a worry [E] or care
If shitting is your [A] problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
They _ don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
Their food [B] especially prepared to [E] dissolve into slush
[G#] Absorbed by multi [A]-fibers in the super diaper suit
Otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me without [E] a worry or care
If shitting is your problem [A] when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
_ _ You may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
A pipe is led [C#] from penis head to a unit in the [E] room
The water is [A] recirculated filtered for reuse
In case of antigravity he gets on the loose
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and [B] believe me [E] without a worry or care
If [A] shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
_ Wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
Dun-dun-dun-dun
I'm glad he's always had to [B] do the number one [E] and two
It makes it all so ordinary [A] just like you and me
To know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee
The intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
For cosmic constipation there's none that can [B] compare
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative
Out of earthly [B] regions to planets [E] in the sky
With total [A] media coverage we watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
_ In awe with admiration we listened to the talk
Such pride felt they, such joy [B] to be upon the moon to walk
My [E] romantic vision [A] shattered when it was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me [B] without a worry [E] or care
If shitting is your [A] problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
They _ don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
Their food [B] especially prepared to [E] dissolve into slush
[G#] Absorbed by multi [A]-fibers in the super diaper suit
Otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me without [E] a worry or care
If shitting is your problem [A] when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
_ _ You may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
A pipe is led [C#] from penis head to a unit in the [E] room
The water is [A] recirculated filtered for reuse
In case of antigravity he gets on the loose
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and [B] believe me [E] without a worry or care
If [A] shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars
_ Wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
Dun-dun-dun-dun
I'm glad he's always had to [B] do the number one [E] and two
It makes it all so ordinary [A] just like you and me
To know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee
The intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
For cosmic constipation there's none that can [B] compare
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative