Chords for Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time

_ _ [G#] _ _ [C#] _ _ _
Alright, [G#m] alright, [C#] alright, _ alright Alright, alright
[G#] _ _ It's a hell of a good night Alright, alright
It's a hell of [C#m] a
It's a hell of a
[C#m]
Who are these [G#] people?
[E] I just woke up in my [C#m] underwear
[G#] No liquor left on the shelf
[E] I should probably introduce [C#m] myself
Should've seen what I [G#] wore
[E] I had a cane [A] and a party hat
[C#m] I was the king of this hologram
[E] Where there's no such thing as [A] getting out of [C#m] air
Memories [C] tend to just pop up
[E] Dope remits [A] and some rubber gloves
[C#m] Five thousand people [C] with designer drugs
[E] Don't think I'll ever [A] get [C#m] enough
_ [G#] _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _
Champagne, cocaine, [G#m] gasoline
[A] And most [B] things in between
[C#m] I rode the city [G#m] in a chopper [A] car
A pack of camels [B] and a smoker
[C#m] This night [G#m] is heated [A] up
Brace now [B] and turn it up
[C#m] Say if you go on you [G#m] won't pass up in a dream
[A] But I guess
You're putting me with a good time
_ [G#] _ _ [A] It's a hell of a _
_ _ [G#] It's a hell [A] _ [C#m] of a
What are these footprints?
[G#] _ They don't look [A] very human-like
[C#m] Now I wish that [E] I could find my clothes
Bed sheets and a morning [C#m]
rose
I wanna wake [C] up
[E] Can't even tell if this is [C#m] a dream
How did we end up [C] in my neighbor's pool?
[E] Upside down [C#m] with a perfect view
Bought a bar [C] at the speed of sound
[E] Fancy feet [A] dancing through this town
[C#m] Lost my mind [C] in a wedding gown
[E] Don't think I'll ever get enough
[C#m] _
_ _ [G#] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ [C#m] _
Champagne, cocaine, [G#m] gasoline
[A] And most things in [C#m] between
I rode the city [G#m] in a chopper car
[A] A pack of camels and a smoker
[C#m] _
This night [G#m] is heated up
[A] Brace now [B] and turn it up
[C#m] Say if you go on you [D#m] _ [A] won't pass up [C#m] in a dream
But I guess
I'm a _ [D#m] _ _ _ [C#m] _
_ [G#m] scholar _ [C#] _ _ [E] _
[A] and a gentleman
[B] And I usually [C#m] don't fall when I try to [B] stand
I lost [A] a bet to a guy [B] in a chiffon skirt
[C#m] But I make these high [A] heels work
I told you time and [B] time again
[C#m] I'm not as stinky as you [B] drunk I am
And [A] we all fell down when the sun came up
[G#] I think we've had enough
Alright, [C#] alright, it's a hell of [G#] a
It's a hell of a feeling
Alright, [N] alright, it's a hell of a
It's a hell of a [C#m] feeling
Champagne, cocaine, [G#m] gasoline
[A] And most things in [C#m] between
I rode the city in [G#m] a chopper car
[A] A pack of camels and a smoker _
[A] This night [G#] is heated up
[E] Brace now and turn [C#m] it up
Say if you go on you [G#] won't pass up in a dream
But I guess
_ [D] _