Chords for Don't Do It

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I [A] was under the weather and I wasn't getting [Bm] better so I went to get a physical [Em] check.
And when I went to the [E] doc it was a heck of a shock.
[A] He told me, boy you are a miserable wreck.
He said your [D] liver's all swollen [A] and your stomach's got a hole in [Em] it from drinking too much for [E] too long.
And that's a good indication you've got bad [A] circulation cause your blood pressure's [D] almost gone.
And you got no reflexes in your [F#m] solar plexus when I [Bm] tap you on the top of your [E] knees.
He said your pulse ain't steady and your lungs getting [A] ready to collapse every time that you [D] breathe.
And [A] at the rate you'll go and all the tests show and boy [Bm] you'll never live to get [E] old.
[Em] But I came up with a plan to make you healthy again but son [D] you got to do what you're [E] told.
And he told me if you're thinking [Am] _ _ [A] don't do it and if [E] you like it better leave it alone. _
And if it's too much fun that ought to do you [A] something.
That you're probably doing something that's wrong. _
And I'm surprised at you and all the things you do boy cause [E] that ain't what your body is for. _
And if you think it's bad so far wait till after this bit my [A] orthodontist said I'll rule out more. _
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He [A] told me cut out your booze and put them drugs you've been using and [G] don't be smoking no [Em] cigarettes.
And you know [E] love I'm a stranger my days [A] born.
Man it's [F#m] just like playing Russian [A] roulette. _
And get that grease out your [D] diet better run it don't fry it [Em] and don't you no more [E] barbecues.
[G] I wouldn't tell you a [E] lie till this rule had applied.
[A] Now son listen to what you better [E] do that's when he told me if you're [A] thinking _ don't do it.
And if you [Em] like it better leave it alone. _
And if it's too much [E] fun that ought to do you something.
[A] You're probably doing something that's wrong. _
And if it's too good to you well don't let it fool you.
[E] You're playing in the danger zone. _ _
And I kept waiting waiting for the man to finish but [A] the sucker just went on and on. _
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_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [E] And when he told [A] me cut out all sweets and don't be cramping your feet.
And then [Em] pointed toward Italian shoes.
And he said boy look at here you gonna [G] damage your hip.
Playing [A] them live rock and rhythm and blues. _
And if a rabbit won't eat it buddy you don't need it that the rules on [Bm] your new menu.
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You better get [Bm] you a pen I ain't gonna [Em] say it again.
[A] For there's a whole lot more that you need to do. _
You need to lose weight.
You need to [D] stand up straight.
For your [E] posture is a terrible [Em] disgrace. _
[G] You need to suck in your gut.
[E] You need to tuck in your [A] butt.
You need [D] to clean them zips up off [E] their face.
And then he told [A] me if you dig it _ don't do it.
And if [E] you like it better leave it alone. _
And if it's too much fun that ought to do you son.
[A] You probably done something that's wrong. _
And if it's too good to you don't let it fool you.
Cause [E] you're playing in the danger zone. _
And I kept [Em] waiting waiting for the man to finish but the sucker just went on and on. _
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