Chords for Divine Comedy - Norman and Norma (Live on The Chris Evans Breakfast Show with Sky)

[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] Norman and Norma got [A] married in Cromer, _
[E] April _ [A] 1983. _ _ _
_ It [D] could have been warmer, [A] but Norman and Norma [E] were happy as they'd [A] ever been.
_ _ _ They [F] flew to Mallorca and [C] swam in the water.
[G] It felt just like having a [E] bath.
_ _ But [Am] Mina _ _ Collada's [Dm] hit Norma hard and she fell into bed with a [G] laugh.
And she said, [F] oh, _ _ _ Norman, _ [Em] _ _ it's never ever felt like [Am] this before.
And [F] oh, _ _ _ Norman, _ [Em] _
I've never really known your [Am] kiss before.
Oh, [F] _ _ _ _ _
[E] Norman, _ _ _ [Dm] Norman, _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ Norman.
_ _ _ _ [D] Norman and Norma had [A] three lovely daughters, _ [E]
Nadia, Nora and [A] Nev. _ _ _
[D] The firm Norma worked at wouldn't take [A] her back [E] after _ [A] maternity leave.
_ They [F] dreamt of _ Mallorca [C] but couldn't afford to [G] go on Norman's salary.
[E] _ _ _
So [Am] they went to Cromer, got [Dm]
double [F] pneumonia.
And Norma [D] remembered [G] when she used to say, [F] oh, _ _ _ Norman,
_ [Em] _
I've never ever felt like [Am] this before.
And [F] oh, _ _ _ _
[Em] Norman, _ _ I've never really known your [Am] kiss before.
Oh, [F] _
_ _ _ [G] Norman. _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] Twenty years on and [A] the children have gone and they're [E] both at a bit of [A] a loss. _ _
_ [D] They've tried salsa classes [A] and growing tomatoes, but [E] nothing is [A] getting them off.
_ _ Then [F] one day in Clacton, [C] there's a _ _ reenactment [G] of Norman's and Saxon's.
[E] And this _ _ gets [Am] their juices flowing before [Dm] long they're going and fighting like it's 1066.
[G] _ And she [F] says, oh, _ _ _ Norman, _
[Em] _ it's never ever felt like [Am] this before.
And [F] oh, _ _ _ Norman, _ [Em] _ I've never really known such [Am] bliss _ before.
Oh, [F] _ _ _ _ Norman, [G] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ I've never [Am] felt like this [F] before. _ _
_ [G] Norman, _ _ _ _ [Em] _
I've never [Am] known such bliss [F] before.
Oh, _ _ [G] Norman, _ _ [Am] it's never ever felt like this before.
And [F] oh, _ _ _ [E] Norman, _ _ _ _
[Dm] Norman, _ _ _ _ _ _ Norman. _ _ _ _ _ _
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