Chords for Disto Cake
Tempo:
114.8 bpm
Chords used:
D
Eb
C
G
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[D] [C]
[D]
[Eb] [D] [C]
[D]
[Eb] [D] You wanna see the pretty colors in your [C] nose when I hit the [D] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose [Eb] ass.
[D] Behind you, mind you, they can still find you.
[C] Grind you up, bind [D] you up, subline you, and line you up.
But I'll fill them up till your shit cracks [Eb] up like a [D] teacup.
Don't you ask that, where you left them balls at?
When shit's [C] wack, shit's plack, shit's [D] outta that shit's crap.
They can now fuck it up and die with your pants wet.
Stopping now, [Eb] staying for your [D] ass hat.
You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when I hit the [G] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow [B] bones is comin' in a rose ass.
[Eb] [D] You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when I hit the [G] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose ass.
[Eb] [D] Breaking up the neck of the MacGyver discotheque with a bottle of Becks,
I [C] reckon he be checking his [D] sex on the decks.
Come on, wax us in a rake, you know that it affects us.
[Eb] Your lips, [D] where's my check?
The sack bottle sex [Dm] us.
What's my head?
You're [C] the great chicken neck.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
You wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when [Eb] I hit the [D] dance floor.
You be knowing, he be flowing, too.
Do you know what he does?
We be showing how we do and rebel, grow and be a buff.
Make up your mind, what you buying this time?
Is a cake on the line or a [Eb] kiss to a [D] dime?
I'll defend, till you buzz him with a sexy love and with a showed ass humming on [C] the other.
Now we both [D] covered.
Just give me one of those then.
You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when [G] I hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a [Eb] rose ass.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
[F] You wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when [G] I hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is [Bb] comin' in a rose ass.
[D] Now be a boy, [F] it's the [G] time to dance.
I'll be [Bb] so dystopian.
[D] Be a boy, [F] it's the time [G] to dance.
I'll be [D] so dystopian.
[Eb] [D] [C]
[D] You be knowing, he be flowing, too.
Do you know what he does?
We be showing how we do [Eb] and rebel, grow and [D] be a buff.
Make up your mind, what you buying this time?
Is it cake on the [C] line or this dough at a [D] mother's hand?
Tell your bubble with a sexy love and with a showed ass humming.
Now we both covered.
To blind you, then line you up.
But cover [Dm] them up, till your shit [C] cracks up like a [D] teacup.
Don't you ask that, where you left your balls at?
When shit's whack, shit's plait, [Eb] shit's out of [Dm] action.
It's crack, take a nap, buffing up your doubt with your pants wet.
Slapping [Eb] down stains on your lap.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
You [F] wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when I [G] hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones [G] is comin' in a rose [Eb] ass.
Now be a boy, [D] [F] it's the time to dance.
When it's raining, I [G] hit the dance floor in my crazy pose and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose [Eb]
ass.
[D] Now, be a boy, [F] it's the time [G] to dance
[Eb] beside this star.
[D] Be a boy, [F] it's the time [G] to dance
[Dm] beside this star.
[D] [Dm] [Cm] [D] [C]
[D]
[Eb] [D] [C]
[D]
[Eb] [D] You wanna see the pretty colors in your [C] nose when I hit the [D] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose [Eb] ass.
[D] Behind you, mind you, they can still find you.
[C] Grind you up, bind [D] you up, subline you, and line you up.
But I'll fill them up till your shit cracks [Eb] up like a [D] teacup.
Don't you ask that, where you left them balls at?
When shit's [C] wack, shit's plack, shit's [D] outta that shit's crap.
They can now fuck it up and die with your pants wet.
Stopping now, [Eb] staying for your [D] ass hat.
You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when I hit the [G] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow [B] bones is comin' in a rose ass.
[Eb] [D] You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when I hit the [G] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose ass.
[Eb] [D] Breaking up the neck of the MacGyver discotheque with a bottle of Becks,
I [C] reckon he be checking his [D] sex on the decks.
Come on, wax us in a rake, you know that it affects us.
[Eb] Your lips, [D] where's my check?
The sack bottle sex [Dm] us.
What's my head?
You're [C] the great chicken neck.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
You wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when [Eb] I hit the [D] dance floor.
You be knowing, he be flowing, too.
Do you know what he does?
We be showing how we do and rebel, grow and be a buff.
Make up your mind, what you buying this time?
Is a cake on the line or a [Eb] kiss to a [D] dime?
I'll defend, till you buzz him with a sexy love and with a showed ass humming on [C] the other.
Now we both [D] covered.
Just give me one of those then.
You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when [G] I hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a [Eb] rose ass.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
[F] You wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when [G] I hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is [Bb] comin' in a rose ass.
[D] Now be a boy, [F] it's the [G] time to dance.
I'll be [Bb] so dystopian.
[D] Be a boy, [F] it's the time [G] to dance.
I'll be [D] so dystopian.
[Eb] [D] [C]
[D] You be knowing, he be flowing, too.
Do you know what he does?
We be showing how we do [Eb] and rebel, grow and [D] be a buff.
Make up your mind, what you buying this time?
Is it cake on the [C] line or this dough at a [D] mother's hand?
Tell your bubble with a sexy love and with a showed ass humming.
Now we both covered.
To blind you, then line you up.
But cover [Dm] them up, till your shit [C] cracks up like a [D] teacup.
Don't you ask that, where you left your balls at?
When shit's whack, shit's plait, [Eb] shit's out of [Dm] action.
It's crack, take a nap, buffing up your doubt with your pants wet.
Slapping [Eb] down stains on your lap.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
You [F] wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when I [G] hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones [G] is comin' in a rose [Eb] ass.
Now be a boy, [D] [F] it's the time to dance.
When it's raining, I [G] hit the dance floor in my crazy pose and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose [Eb]
ass.
[D] Now, be a boy, [F] it's the time [G] to dance
[Eb] beside this star.
[D] Be a boy, [F] it's the time [G] to dance
[Dm] beside this star.
[D] [Dm] [Cm] [D] [C]
Key:
D
Eb
C
G
F
D
Eb
C
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [D] _ _ You wanna see the pretty colors in your [C] nose when I hit the [D] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose [Eb] ass.
[D] Behind you, mind you, they can still find you.
[C] Grind you up, bind [D] you up, subline you, and line you up.
But I'll fill them up till your shit cracks [Eb] up like a [D] teacup.
Don't you ask that, where you left them balls at?
When shit's [C] wack, shit's plack, shit's [D] outta that shit's crap.
They can now fuck it up and die with your pants wet.
Stopping now, [Eb] staying for your [D] ass hat.
You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when I hit the [G] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow [B] bones is comin' in a rose ass.
[Eb] [D] You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when I hit the [G] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose ass.
[Eb] _ [D] Breaking up the neck of the MacGyver discotheque with a bottle of Becks,
I [C] reckon he be checking his [D] sex on the decks.
Come on, wax us in a rake, you know that it affects us.
[Eb] Your lips, [D] where's my check?
The sack bottle sex [Dm] us.
What's my head?
You're [C] the great chicken neck.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
You wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when [Eb] I hit the [D] dance floor.
You be knowing, he be flowing, too.
Do you know what he does?
We be showing how we do and rebel, grow and be a buff.
Make up your mind, what you buying this time?
Is a cake on the line or a [Eb] kiss to a [D] dime?
I'll defend, till you buzz him with a sexy love and with a showed ass humming on [C] the other.
Now we both [D] covered.
Just give me one of those then.
You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when [G] I hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a [Eb] rose ass.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
[F] You wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when [G] I hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is [Bb] comin' in a rose ass.
[D] Now be a boy, [F] _ it's the [G] time to dance.
_ I'll be [Bb] so dystopian.
_ [D] Be a boy, _ [F] it's the time [G] to dance.
_ I'll be [D] so dystopian. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [D] You be knowing, he be flowing, too.
Do you know what he does?
We be showing how we do [Eb] and rebel, grow and [D] be a buff.
Make up your mind, what you buying this time?
Is it cake on the [C] line or this dough at a [D] mother's hand?
Tell your bubble with a sexy love and with a showed ass humming.
Now we both covered.
To blind you, then line you up.
But cover [Dm] them up, till your shit [C] cracks up like a [D] teacup.
Don't you ask that, where you left your balls at?
When shit's whack, shit's plait, [Eb] shit's out of [Dm] action.
It's crack, take a nap, buffing up your doubt with your pants wet.
Slapping [Eb] down stains on your lap.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
You [F] wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when I [G] hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones [G] is comin' in a rose [Eb] ass.
Now be a boy, _ [D] _ _ [F] it's the time to dance.
When it's raining, I [G] hit the dance floor in my crazy pose and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose [Eb]
ass.
[D] Now, be a boy, [F] it's the time [G] to dance
_ _ _ [Eb] beside this star.
[D] Be a boy, _ [F] it's the time [G] to dance
_ _ [Dm] beside this star.
[D] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [D] _ _ You wanna see the pretty colors in your [C] nose when I hit the [D] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose [Eb] ass.
[D] Behind you, mind you, they can still find you.
[C] Grind you up, bind [D] you up, subline you, and line you up.
But I'll fill them up till your shit cracks [Eb] up like a [D] teacup.
Don't you ask that, where you left them balls at?
When shit's [C] wack, shit's plack, shit's [D] outta that shit's crap.
They can now fuck it up and die with your pants wet.
Stopping now, [Eb] staying for your [D] ass hat.
You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when I hit the [G] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow [B] bones is comin' in a rose ass.
[Eb] [D] You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when I hit the [G] dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose ass.
[Eb] _ [D] Breaking up the neck of the MacGyver discotheque with a bottle of Becks,
I [C] reckon he be checking his [D] sex on the decks.
Come on, wax us in a rake, you know that it affects us.
[Eb] Your lips, [D] where's my check?
The sack bottle sex [Dm] us.
What's my head?
You're [C] the great chicken neck.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
You wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when [Eb] I hit the [D] dance floor.
You be knowing, he be flowing, too.
Do you know what he does?
We be showing how we do and rebel, grow and be a buff.
Make up your mind, what you buying this time?
Is a cake on the line or a [Eb] kiss to a [D] dime?
I'll defend, till you buzz him with a sexy love and with a showed ass humming on [C] the other.
Now we both [D] covered.
Just give me one of those then.
You wanna see [F] the pretty colors in your nose when [G] I hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is comin' in a [Eb] rose ass.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
[F] You wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when [G] I hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones is [Bb] comin' in a rose ass.
[D] Now be a boy, [F] _ it's the [G] time to dance.
_ I'll be [Bb] so dystopian.
_ [D] Be a boy, _ [F] it's the time [G] to dance.
_ I'll be [D] so dystopian. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [D] You be knowing, he be flowing, too.
Do you know what he does?
We be showing how we do [Eb] and rebel, grow and [D] be a buff.
Make up your mind, what you buying this time?
Is it cake on the [C] line or this dough at a [D] mother's hand?
Tell your bubble with a sexy love and with a showed ass humming.
Now we both covered.
To blind you, then line you up.
But cover [Dm] them up, till your shit [C] cracks up like a [D] teacup.
Don't you ask that, where you left your balls at?
When shit's whack, shit's plait, [Eb] shit's out of [Dm] action.
It's crack, take a nap, buffing up your doubt with your pants wet.
Slapping [Eb] down stains on your lap.
[D] Just give me one of those then.
You [F] wanna see the pretty colors in your nose when I [G] hit the dance floor in my crazy pose
and your pillow bones [G] is comin' in a rose [Eb] ass.
Now be a boy, _ [D] _ _ [F] it's the time to dance.
When it's raining, I [G] hit the dance floor in my crazy pose and your pillow bones is comin' in a rose [Eb]
ass.
[D] Now, be a boy, [F] it's the time [G] to dance
_ _ _ [Eb] beside this star.
[D] Be a boy, _ [F] it's the time [G] to dance
_ _ [Dm] beside this star.
[D] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _