Chords for Disco Classic Joe Tex - Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman 12" Version (1976)

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Three nights ago, I was at a disco, [Em] man [D] I wanted to bump, I was praying to go, [F#] and this
big [G] fat woman [Em] bumped me on the floor, [Em] she [D] was praying to go, that chick was praying
to go, man [G] she did a dip, _ almost broke my hip, [Em] she [D] was getting down, that chick was
getting down, she wanted [G] to bump some more, but I told her no, [Bm] _
[D] don't knock me down,
you don't knock me down, I said [G] if you want to dance, find you a big fat [Bm] man, y'all [D] go
and get on down, y'all go and get on [Bm] down, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat
woman, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, _ [F#m] I ain't gonna bump no more
with no big fat woman, _ I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, [A]
I [Bm] ain't gonna
bump no more with no big fat woman, _ I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman,
I ain't gonna [F#m] bump no more with no big fat woman, _ I ain't gonna bump no more with no
big fat woman, [Bm] somebody say, _ she do beg for me, [D] she don't knock me down, _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] she _ _ _ _ _ _ came over
to [Em] me, snatched me out of my seat, [G] she wanted [D] to get on down, still want to get on down,
[Bm] I told [G] her to go on [Em] and leave me alone, [F#] _ [D] I ain't getting down, get on my hip [G] once, [D] I know what
you'll [Em] do, I ain't gonna bump you, [Bm] I don't feel [D] like getting down, don't feel like getting down,
she [G] just shook her head, every word I said, [Bm] she wanted [D] to get on down, that's what I'm
saying, [Bm] she did that dip again, and I hit her floor again, she [D] wasn't getting down,
no, that woman wasn't getting down, [Bm] I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman,
_ I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, _ [F#m] I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman,
_ I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, I [Bm] ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman,
[A] _ [B] I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, [F#m] _ I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman,
_ I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, [B] somebody say, _ [Bm] I don't want, [A] _ [Bm] she don't let me hit,
she don't knock me down, gonna hurt my hip, she don't knock me [A] down, [B] somebody say, _ [Bm] I don't want,
_ Sally, run, _ [B] you can have this one [A] too, [B] take the big fat woman too, [Bm] I don't want her, _ I can't handle her,
I said, take two hands, I can't let her bump no more,
_ y'all got, _ she's too big for me, she's too [A] much for me, [B] somebody tag her, [A] _ [Bm] I don't need,
I like this one, [G#] this is [B] me, _ _ you _
[G#] _ [Bm] got,
_ _ I hate old [A] man, [Bm] don't you take,
_ old man, [C#m] _ [F#] you don't have to blame, [Bm] too much blame, [G#] [Bm] too much blame, [Bm] she's too much for me,
move it,
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[A] _ [Bm] _ knock and beat her home floor, _
[A] _ [Bm] _ big fat woman in a disco, _
[A] _ [Bm] _ bump and beat her home floor, _
[A] _ [Bm] _ _ tighten the poopsie hip, bust [A] and beat [B] the lips, big fat woman [A] _ in a disco,
[B] _ bump and beat her _ [A] home [Bm] floor,
you all _ _ _ _ [A] lighten up, [Bm] you all lighten up, you all ease [A] up, [Bm] you all lighten up, _ _ _
[A] _ [Bm] losing weight, we got a day,
[E] _ [Bm] you got to break a little bit, _ _
[A] _ [E] _ [F#] next day, [Bm] disco, _ _
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[A] _ [Bm] I'm tired, y'all, [F#] I'm tired, she don't want [A] me out, [Bm] she don't want me out,
[Bm] oh god, [F#] y'all, big fat [C#] woman, [E] don't want [Bm] me out, oh god, y'all, [E] oh [Bm] god,
oh take a little rest, _
[F#] [Bm] somebody give me rest, big fat woman, [B]
don't want me down, _ _ _ _ _