Chords for Diddle Dee And Diddle Dum (Ellis & Wince Coles)

[F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ While somewhere in the Green Bay Uncle Jim jumped from his chair
[C] Holy Crow six in a row Joe Simon [F] millionaire _
Never _ have we traveled but the time hath come at last
[C] Now we're gonna see the world from St.
John's to [F] Port-au-Prince _
_ _ Downtown Grand Falls, Windsor the cab came to a stop
[C] Uncle Jimmy went in hardwear and chose to [F] beauty shop
_ _ Eyeshadow false eyelashes and a wig of long blonde hair
[C] At 82 she looked like new the wife of a [F] millionaire
Uncle Jim passed by a takeout the smell sure turned him on
[C] As he slipped inside he quickly spied a loner set [F] of blondes
Right away he walked on over would you mind if I sat here?
[C] Why gosh don't you look lovely call me Jim the [F] millionaire? _
_ You see I won the jackpot and I'd flank a thousand now
[C] To be with you this weekend in some motel [F] downtown
You know I'm getting older
But I still likes me fun [C] and to this day I still complain DM
[F] That _ _ old egg that I married is like a broody end
_ [C] That'll accent where she spits grass never [F] grows again _
_ She don't believe in love.
She'd rather chew her gum
[C] I can't remember when we played it'll DM
_ [F] Being _ pastor along a 50 see a Friday night at 10
[C] Now I must go and try and find that old [F] broody end _
_ In every store and restaurant.
He loved but all in vain
[C] Raging mad he took a cab and went back [F] home again _
_ His whole heart started missing when he looked and saw the blonde
[C] Sitting by the wood stove with his steel [F] rubbers on
_ Come stand beside me rooster.
I'm your broody end
[C] Your battle accent where I spit grass never [F] grows again _
She threw away the bond with the gentle Whitney Jones
[C] In the steel nose rubber landed right where it [F] hurt most
The pain it struck like light
Jost what have you done?
[C] She said make sure you play no more it'll DM [F] killed on
The scream and drown the sire as they raced around the bay
_ [C] Standby Grand Falls Windsor
emergency [F] on the way
_ _ _ Operation
Castration was the fate of humble Jim [C] when he came to I had a blue
He's word she [F] said to him
Now you can still play finger.
You can play a game up cool
[C] You can play
649 the fiddle [F] and the bow
You _ can play the accordion the guitar and drum
[C] But never more will you play diddle dee-dah
[F] To _ all you lot old lovers who play
649 [C] I know you have a dream to be a millionaire [F] sometime
Make sure you're not a loser if the ticket says you won
[C] Just keep your cool or there'll be no DM
[F] _
Freedom [C] just keep your cool or there'll be no it'll be
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