Chick Inspector Chords by Dick Curless

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[Eb] _ _ _ _ I prowl the interstate, [F] checkin' up on trucker [Bb] bait, makin' sure it's up to [Ab] date before they
drop it [Eb] on ya.
Truck stops with swingin' [F] chicks, gotta pass inspectors [Bb] lips, that's how I kiss away [Eb] my money.
_ _ That's where my money [F] goes, checkin' up on girlie [Bb] shows, truck stops and coffee [Ab] shops
are gettin' [Eb] all the gravy.
Sweet things in sexy [A] clothes, hot pants and [Bb] pantyhose, hot damn they almost [Eb] drive me crazy. _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ I dig those groovy [Gb] clothes, one of these and one of those, [B] okay from head to [A] toes for a waitress [E] occupation.
_ I go for curvy [Gb] chicks, built like a ton of [B] bricks, what good's a frame with [E] no foundation?
_ _ I've got em' coast to [Gb] coast, stop when I [B] need em' most.
Hoss I don't mean to [A] boast, but this ain't wood that's [E] talkin'.
Some dudes can walk the [Gb] line, but I just ain't the hitchin' [B] kind.
Look hoss, these boots ain't [E] made for _ _ walkin'.
That's where my money [Gb] goes, checkin' up on girlie [B] shows, truck stops and coffee [A] shops
are gettin' [E] all the gravy.
Sweet things in sexy [Gb] clothes, hot pants and [B] pantyhose, hot damn they almost [E] drive me crazy. _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ Weekend in New [G] Orleans, strip joints and Cajun [C] queens, it's just beyond my [Bb] means to fly the
coupe on [F] Sunday.
Big man wants half a [Gm] yard, won't take my credit [C] card, hawk shop will get me [F] out on Monday.
_ That's where my money [G] goes, checkin' up on girlie [C] shows, truck stops and coffee [Bb] shops
are gettin' [F] all the gravy.
Sweet things in sexy [G] clothes, hot pants and [C] pantyhose, hot damn they almost [F] drive me crazy. _ _ _ _ _
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