Dentist Chords! by Steve Martin, Michelle Weeks, Tichina Arnold, Tisha Campbell

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[Dm] [Bbm] When I was younger, _ my [G] _
_ mama noticed funny things I [C] did, [G] like shooting puppies with a BB gun.
I'd poison guppies when [C] I was done.
[Em] I'd burn the [F] pussycats and bash in its hair.
I'd fly a kite [Bb] when I was a little kid.
I'd send my [C] mama on a fair. _ _
_ _ _ What's she say? _ _
_ _ She said, my boy, I think some day.
By the way, the most crucial evidence is pain.
You'll [F] be a dandan.
[Dm] _ _ You [Gm] have a stand for causing [C] pain.
_ You'll [F] be a dandan.
[Dm] _ _ People [Gm] will pay you to be [C] _ inhumane.
[Gm] Your temperament's wrong [C] for a priesthood.
[Am] Hang it, you're a dandan.
And preaching would suit you [D] still.
_ Son, [Gm] be a dandan.
_ [C] _ You'll be a success.
Here he is, folks.
[Gm] The leader of the class.
_ Watch him suck up that gas.
Oh my God.
He's a dentist, but he'll never ever be any good.
Watch that [C] he's done by the marquee facade.
[Bb] That hurts.
Wait, I'm not numb.
Shut up.
Open wide.
[C] Here I come. _ _
_ [D] _ I [G] am your _ dandan.
[Em] _ _ And I am [Am] going to be your dandan. _ _
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service.
I enjoy the career that I'm taking.
I am your dandan. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ And I get all the pain I deserve.
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