Chords for Demi Lovato and Simon Cowell - Funniest moments on The X factor - Season 2 (1/6) LEGENDADO

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I'm [E] actually really nervous.
Yeah, you [D#m] look nervous.
And the worst thing that can [N] happen to you is you [D#] can't remember a single thing.
You make a complete fool of yourself and your career is over.
[B] _ That's [D#] the worst that can happen.
Awesome, thanks.
Thank you.
No [N] pressure at all.
_ _ It's really [Em] exciting.
Do you know where [G] you're sitting?
No.
[C] I'm guessing we're in the middle though. _
[Am] Girls, there's going to be an awful [Em] lot of screaming for me.
Okay?
Okay.
[G] Just so you kind of get used to that, alright?
Gotcha.
It's kind of hysterical.
They're just [A] going to be so impressed [E] by your new outfit that they've never seen [C] before.
You think so?
[F#] Yeah.
I'm going to be, because you put a lot of effort into this, [N] but you're like a mouse trying to be an elephant.
_ Why?
Because a 50 year old's doing it?
It's got nothing to do with your age.
Well, maybe it has.
Yeah, it does.
I don't do this.
It's just wrong. _ _
_ _ _ You know, I worked way too frigging hard for this, and I'm not a bad singer.
I know I'm not, because I've been writing these songs for too long and too many people copying me.
A lot of people work really, really hard for their dreams, but it's not meant for everybody.
That's why you use auto-tune and I don't. _
Actually.
Oh!
_ Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
I want to know who let you on stage.
_ Um. _ _ _ _ _
I feel uncomfortable with you even staring at me.
You know, I don't need this [Cm] either.
I don't need amateur.
Yeah, see you later.
Yeah, you see, you have a better writer [C#] than me.
Baby, [Cm] can't you see?
Is this serious?
Oh, God, I love you.
Is this serious?
_ [D] By [A] the way, Niall says [Bm] hi.
_ [E] _ _ Oh, what, one direction?
Yeah.
Keep away from him.
_ [C#] He's pure. _ _ _
[Gm] Excuse me.
Okay.
I'm not looking for [Bm] anything.
Really?
Yes.
[E] I'm not going to date anybody for a whole [A] year.
Okay, well.
And I made that clear to [G] him.
Have you kissed him?
No.
Look at me.
[A] Simon.
No.
Look at me.
Why are you smiling?
Guys, this is a weird [E] question. _
What [D] everyone's thinking?
[B] Stop it.
Stop.
[F#]
Oh, [E] my God.
How [G] old are you?
I'm both 57 and [F#] 7.
Are you drunk?
Hell no.
[A] _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ [A#] I got [D#] you.
_ [C] Right [Gm] away, I got [D#] you.
Lose [Bm] control.
You sound like a [G] dog trying to lay an egg.
You're not [F#] driving home, are you?
Okay, Demi.
[G#] _ _ Oh, my God, I love you. _
Oh, Demi, thank you so [N] much.
And I love your lipstick color.
Thank you.
Thank you so much. _ _
Simon.
Okay, if you imagine Madonna, Bobby Brown, and Dracula had a child, _ _ _ _ it would be you. _ _ _
_ _ Horrible.
_ But in a weird way, I quite liked you. _ _ _
Wow. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ I think you guys are so cute.
We think you're actually pretty bomb.
Oh, [C#m] thanks.
_ No.
_ No.
[A] _
[E] What?
No.
[A] What? No.
[E] _
Barrier.
[A] Hurry up.
Yeah, you guys [E] were so much fun to [C#m] watch, and I love your voice.
_ I'm so impressed.
I [A] loved you guys.
[E] Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You know what I find is really, [F#m] really interesting [D] is that you have, like, such a cute [E] face.
You're really [F#m] likable, and then all of [Bm] a sudden, you're like, I'm on fire.
[A] Like, I literally wrote down [F#m] in my notes, [D] like, hot.
Hot.
Okay?
[E] You're awesome.
Thank you. Thank [F#m] you. _
[Dm] Thank you.
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ [G] You're [N] awesome.
Do _ you _ _ like animals? _
_ _ Yeah, I love animals, actually.
Which ones do you like?
[F#] Puppies.
If I were you today, I'd let you go out and buy a puppy for yourself because the singing was awful. _
_ [C#] _ _ [F#] Let's just vote, [G#] L.A.
Yes or no?
It's gonna [C#] be a no for today.
No, I'm sorry.
[F#] No, it's full nose.
_ [G#] _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ [G#] Congratulations _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Here the bullies that bullied us they're at home watching us on TV _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] For the first [F#] time ever you seem speechless _
_ [B] _ _ [C#] I
[F#] Really?
Honestly, did you tear [G#m] up because I saw the [E] your eyes a little wet right there
That's what I thought.
[B] Oh, you have a heart
Unbelievable.
Here we go
[N] Single or married la single.
What do you think?
_ You know, I'm single _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Oh
Oh, you're _ _ working those eyes right now is it working _ _ _ _
Yes, [D#] I will good [F#] luck _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ You know I
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_ _ _ [G] _ Don't feel like it was strong enough for this competition, but you're cute _
_ [G#m] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D#] _ _ _ [E] I
_ [F] _ _ [B] _ _ _ [G] _
Think was [C] good until you [N] started it was like you had an argument with Britney Spears got drunk and decided to scream the song of her _ _ _
That's how it came [Fm] over.
It wouldn't happen.
[A] I would never argue with Britney never [G#] ever _ _
Britney I love [C] you
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_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ [C#] _ _ _
_ [B] _ [D] A very big.
[G#m] Thank you
[B] _ _ I [A] _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [E] love [A] it.
_ [C#] _
_ Here [C#m] we go _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ My god
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