Chords for Deluxe Box Set unboxing by Sam Quinn

Hi, I'm Ramzer, [D] records recording artist Sam Quinn.
[Fm] You may know me from Sam Quinn
and the Japan Tin.
I'm about to open up the brand new Avit Brothers record,
I Am Loving [F] You Deluxe Box Set.
I've never seen this before.
Let's go to my lap,
shall we?
[Bb] _
_ _ [Fm] Well here we are in my lap.
Oh, [C] _ _
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[D] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Fm] _
free bandannas.
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [F] _
I know these guys.
_ [G] _ Rocking [Fm] out, no less. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] Pretty BA, if you ask me.
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] Introspective moments with mustache. [Fm] Oh,
_ _ _ _ [F] _
_ Stephanie, where's [D] this?
_ _ _ [F] _
_ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] Pretty awesome.
[C] What does this thing sell for?
_ [F] _
Can I open this? _ _ _ _ _
_ It's very [C] delicate.
_ _ [Fm] Very.
_ _ _ _ _ I bet [F] there are people that like these guys so much that they will just [C] buy this and never open
it.
I think that people will [F] probably buy like [Fm] four of them and open like two just to
get [F] the chewing gum out of them.
Whoa,
_ [C] _ crikey.
[Fm] This is a lot of S-H-I-T, if you know what I'm talking about.
_ Look [F] at the bulk of this.
_ [C] I'd say this is worth every [Fm] penny. _
Let's take a quick little lip-sync through here.
So you get your bandanna, you get the first suit
ShamWow, you get the [G] second ShamWow, and if you promise to tell a friend, we'll [F] give you 800
pieces of paper that are art.
_ [Fm] Are these all in the same order?
In all these boxes?
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _
_ I know these guys.
_ _ _ [F] _
_ _ [C] This is [Fm] definitely a deluxe box set.
_ I think this is the title of it, [F] deluxe box set. _
_ _ [C] How many _ [F] cancions are on this?
[Fm] I think 13.
_ [F] _ _ _ _
This is crazy.
[G] Dare I say it, I've never seen so [Fm] much stuff.
This looks like old Pearl Jam.
_ That looks like me when I [F] wake up every morning.
_ _ [C] Yikes.
_ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] Wait a minute, which one's [Fm] which?
Wait, _ hold on.
_ Okay, [F] well there's Jo Kwon, there's Bob,
_ [C] Seth, Scott, _ [F]
Yeehaw.
This is deluxe.
Welcome to deluxe.
I hope that he made it through.
[Ab] _ [G] That's not, that's not just sort of, uh, [D] never mind.
You know what I'm saying.
[G] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [D] _ _ [Ab] _ Noted [G] Crawford. _
_ [Ab] _ _ [G] Well now it's completely backwards. _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ That's the verdict. _
_ _ It doesn't say [D] deluxe box on it, but I think it says deluxe box all