Chords for Deer Tick on Pamper The Band

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[N] _ _ _ All right, Dyrtyk, thank you [Dbm] for coming to Pamper the Band.
[Ab] Yeah, man.
So, who's the bus DJ?
Who's [Gb] playing music for the [Em] band?
The other night I got drunk [Eb] and made everybody listen to the [Ab] Dubliners for about an hour.
Yeah, that was fun.
What's that like? _
It's Irish trad music.
[D] _ _ _ [B] Oh. _
_ _ _ [Dbm] Hard trad. Hard trad.
_ Is there a song [Gb] that you go on to stage to ever?
[G] Do you have any [Db] intro song?
[E] What was the YouTube [Ab] playlist of _ a Benny Hill theme [A] song?
We found every [Gb] variation of [Ab] Yaggity Sax that we could.
Like _
[Eb] _ _ covers _ _ _ [E]
of it?
Yeah, down to the point where there was one of Victor Wooten, and he was [Gb] playing [Ab] Yaggity Sax on his bass,
and then they talked for like seven [B] minutes about the theory of slap bass in the [Db] middle of it. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] Basically, I'm just attacking the notes a little harder. _ _
What's your [Abm] worst _ [Ab] onstage malfunction that [E] you've had?
_ Something [A] that's happened during a show.
[Gb] The time that we did it, when I came bursting [Dbm] through my drums,
and then I [Db] reached the front of the stage, a full bottle of beer hit me in the head.
[Abm] And I was like, stood there for a few [Gbm] years.
That was a crazy show.
[E] And I was like, not knowing what was [Eb] going on.
I didn't really fall, but everything froze.
And [Gb] then this lady came up to me after the show and was like,
I was just caught up in the [Bb] moment or something.
_ [B] The lady got excited that we were smashing stuff, so she decided to throw a beer bottle at Dennis's forehead.
I still have a scar.
Oh my God.
What would you say is your favorite thing about tour?
I think it [N] has to be playing the shows.
Yeah.
There are so many great things about it, but there are so many _ _ wearying aspects of tour.
But no matter how shitty it gets, being on stage for an hour definitely makes it all worth it.
_ _ So what about being home?
What's your favorite thing about being home?
Oh, not being on tour.
Really?
Yeah.
It's just life.
Being home, having a normal life.
Being able to have a regular schedule.
Try and do some damage control for all the stuff that tour does to you.
Right.
Like getting massages.
Yeah. For [E] example.
You _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] guys say it's like the weirdest show that you've had to play.
Like one of the craziest places that you've had to play.
I've got some ideas.
[D] _ Some of the [G] boats.
Some of the boats.
We played on boats.
Boats was [Gm] always interesting and [D]
crazy.
Also, the wolf's den at [Em] Mohagan Sun.
What was [G] that time we played on [D] the street and I had the Richard Pryor sample and we were warming [G] up and it was like_
It was a big thing. _ _
It was some real dirty stuff and there were like kids there.
One of our [N] prime questions here at Pamper the Band [Bb] is to ask about some of the worst places that you guys have had to stay.
It's pretty tough being a band sometimes.
[Bbm] What are some of the places that [G] you've had to stay that weren't very nice?
Dennis and I one time stayed at [D] _
_ this [G] _ shitty apartment in Toronto that the guy made [A] his own opium in his oven.
_ [Gm] _ _ _
[G] In the oven?
All the windows were taped up.
There was plastic over them.
_ _ [D] _
I slept on a [Gm] mattress _ that [Bb] had no blankets or [E] sheets on it.
Just a [Gm] bare mattress with a bunch of stains in the hallway and I got scabies.
_ [E] Really?
Yeah.
[Bb] And it was in the hallway, this mattress?
Yeah.
[D] It was just stuck on the floor?
Yeah.
_ Yikes.
_ Yeah, it was probably the worst.
That sounds really bad.
I don't think you could really beat that very [Ab] easily.
Well, the [G] opium was a nice perk, I guess.
[Bb] Right.
Made it all bearable.
Yeah.
What about hotel experiences?
Crappy motel experiences?
We used to have [Em] a bad habit of [Gb] destroying our hotel rooms.
Really?
Like the [Bb] classic rock and roll?
Yeah, I was kind of [A] a_
In the rocks class?
Yeah, one time [B] I was peeing [D] on Ian's leg and [A] then he turned around and threw [Gm] a rocks glass at my head and I ducked and I hit [Bm] the toilet _ and the toilet bowl [Bb] shattered.
Wow.
That's pretty lucky that it didn't hit you.
I guess, but maybe I had it coming.
I was peeing [C] on his leg.
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[F] First they pull [Bb] all your teeth, _
[F] _ then they want [Bb] you to eat.
[C] Well, you little bird kid, you [Am] don't want [Bb] any part in [F] it.
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[Dm] But it's not the way [Bb] you can afford [F] your time.
Or the envy of [Bb] the friends you left [C] behind.
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