Chords for Deep In The Heart Of Texas - Geraint Watkins

I just have this joke going here.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
Yeah.
_ _ _ [C] Right.
_ [A] Ah.
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[F] You better hide it, Texas.
You better not go.
[Bb] I want a cowboy standing next to you.
[F] I want to eat your noodles.
[C] I want to step out back in my Cadillac.
Listen to [Fm] the radio.
_ [F] _ _ You better not hide it. _
This is how I want to be.
[Bb] I want a passport, passports, and papers.
[F] I want to be a scientist.
[C] I want to have success.
I want to go to the library.
I want to travel the world.
I want to live.
I want to function.
I want to cheat.
I want to prove.
I've got a little red-riding around the touches. _
Django, that is, [F] go ahead [Bb] and eat.
He will be a guy of a man,
Andre the [F] Bounty Hunter. _
[Bb] And he will be like Doug F.
[F] Doug is on his way to New Zealand.
On a [C] meadow,
you're going to see.
How I [F] feel about you.
_ Are you?
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