Chords for Dee Dee Ramone - The Crusher

_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _
[E] Now I wanna wrestle in the [C] garden.
I'm [A] on my way to start [E] up.
I know I'm ready.
I know I'm great
[C] But first I [A] got to get in shape.
[E] Gotta get myself to the [C] gym and [A] start working
[E] So lifting those [D] weight in the [C] air gonna be a bad [A] guy and fight [B] unfair
Got my eyes on the Russian [D] bear, gonna tear him [A] up
I swear [B] I'm gonna die, make sure he's a champion, [D] gonna catch his belt, gonna beat [E] him
Russian Bear, _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ _ [C] Russian Bear
_ [A] _
[E] I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear, [C] gonna pop, drive [A] him and pull his [E] hair
I might have a foreign Nazi in my [C] trunks.
I might have the [A] use on that [E] punk.
He starts singing the Russian anthem
[C] I'm [A] gonna jump [E] him before [D] the bell [C] rings
Cause people are [A] cheering for D.D.D.
[B] Got the heart and soul, deeper foot than anyone
[D] You're my [A] victim, you're a victim
[B] I'm a lean, mean, fighting [D] machine
Time for a strong rock king [E] Go on
Russian _ [C] King, [A] Russian _
[E] _ _ _ [C] King
_ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [Bm] _
[E] Starting having second thoughts [C#] and I was scared as hell
[C] The last thing I wanted [A] was to hear them ring the bell
[E] And the Russian Bear, probably [C] tear me limb [A] from limb
[E] He probably will be happy with himself
[C] This is not [A] good for my health
[E] I'm not coming out [D] of the dressing [C] room
Get beaten up [A] by that [B] goon
Go back to Russia, go back [D] home
Don't wanna get [A] a broken [B] bone
Or a lump on my [D] head
Ain't gonna hide, ain't gonna hide
I'm the [E] Russian King
[C] _ _ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ [D] _ _ [C] _ [A] I'm [E] the Russian King
[D] _ _ [C] _ [A] I'm the Russian King
I [F#] got butterflies [D#] and a headache
[D] My knees are shaking, [B] I've turned to cream cake
[F#] I'm in the Russian Bear, he's seven [D] foot three
The look on his face [B] is real crazy
[F#] How did I get myself into [D] this jam?
I was much better off as [B] a monkey man
[F#] Got this muddy idea [D#] in my head
[D] Thank God [B] I'm wearing kids
[C#] Cause hey, all my running shoes
[E] Look like white piss match
[B] I know I'm blue [C#] down there
Like an extra bit of sun
[E] Now I'm done with blood, [F#] blood
I'm the Russian _ _ [D] King
I'm [B] _ _
[F#] _ _ the [D] _ _ [B] Russian [F#] _ _ _ [D] King
[B] I'm _
[F#] _ _ [E] the [D] Russian King
[B] I'm _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [B] _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [B] _
[F#] the Russian
I'm _ [D] _ _ [B] _
[F#] the Russian
I'm _ [D] _ _ [B] _
[F#] the Russian _ _ _ _ _ _ _