Chords for Dean Martin & Fess Parker

You know, I'm six foot one, you must be six foot twelve.
Huh?
_ Gee whiz.
You know, it's great to have a real outdoorsman on the show, you know?
Well, thank you, Dean.
I didn't know you were interested in the outdoors. _
Are you kidding?
Sleeping under the stars right there on the ground?
I do that every night, you know. _ _
No, really, I didn't go in much for that stuff.
I'm a city kid.
Well, there are a lot of great things to do.
Yeah?
Like what?
_ Oh, bird watching. _
Bird watching?
_ Gee whiz, I didn't know you fooled around.
_ _ _ [Eb] Bird watching is alright, Dean.
Yeah, a little peck at a bird now and then never hurt nobody.
_ _ _ _ [D] Well, of course, you do have to know where to look.
Oh, I know where to look.
It's the touching that gets me in trouble. _ _
[N] Well, that's a good start, Dean,
because most people can be staring right at a bird and not even recognize it.
_ I think you ought to get out of them woods more often. _ _
Wow.
Well, I'll drink to that.
Alright. _
_ As a matter of fact, Dean, I am an official bird watcher,
and I've even got an official bird watcher's book.
You're putting me on?
There's a book about this?
_ Yeah. _
Listen to what it says.
It says you can learn something from every bird you see.
_ Yeah, I learned that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
You _ _ _ don't want to try to memorize the details of size, shape, or color,
since one glance at a moving bird may be all you'll get.
Well, I've heard enough of this talk.
Let's go on to them birds, huh?
Let's go right to the birds.
Alright, but listen, now, you're going to need equipment.
_ _ I usually wear sunglasses.
_ Then they can't figure out where your eyes are pointing.
_ _ _ Oh, no, Dean, you're going to need binoculars.
Well, you don't get around, do you? Huh?
[C] _ And you have to go where the birds hang out.
Well, I know a little bar down the street here.
There's, uh_
Okay, _ _ _ we have a [G] park.
Now, can we have [Fm] some binoculars, please? _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ Yes, I see.
[C] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
It's gone already.
_ Well, that's alright, Dean.
Now, we'll just stay perfectly still and watch. _ _ _ _ _
Oh, wait, let me take a look.
Sure.
Uh, let's see here now.
Oh, wait a minute.
There is a purple shafted _ nutslinger. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ And, uh, over there next to it is a silver-throated grass grabber.
_ Let me see.
_ _ _ _ _ Hey, look over there.
What is it?
It's a red, red robin. _
_ Oh, now, let me see it.
Oh, no, that's not a red, red robin.
That's a girl.
Well, she was bob, bob, bobbing along there. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Oh, give me those things, Dean.
Darn while you were fooling around, I missed a peek at a great horny owl. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ How can you [C] tell?
_ _ _ _ _ You know, oh, that's terrible.
What's the matter?
Well, even the parks aren't safe anymore, Dean.
There's a guy mugging a girl in the back seat of a car.
We've got to save her.
Well, let me see. _ _
It's okay, Fess.
I think they're nestling. _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ Hey, Fess, here comes a two-legged blonde, haired, sweater filler. _ _ _ _ _
[N] I'm gonna see if I can put a little salt on her tail.
I'll see you later. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ You know, I don't think Dean understood bird watching at all. _ _ _ _