Chords for Dean Friedman - 18 - S & M

[Cm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] _
_ _ [Gm] _ [Eb] _ _ [A] _ _ [D]
Well [Gm] I was [G] struttin' by a [Cm] hoochie bar on [D] Jane Street
[Gm] Tryin' hard to [G] dodge the doo-doo in [Ab] my _ [D]
[Gb] pant
When [Gm] I heard footsteps [G] behind me in [Cm] the same beat
And [Ebm] some joker went [D] and grabbed [Gm] my ass
I spun around [D] and said, [Gm] now listen
You [G] may be a [Cm] charming fella
[Gb] But you're [Gm] just cruisin' for [G] a bruisin' just [Cm] the [D] same _
[Gm] Then I hit him [G] on the head with my [Cm] umbrella _
[Bbm] But instead of sayin' ouch, he just smiled [D] in pain
[Gm] He said, oh, [G] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Gb] _
_ [Gm] do [G] it again, [Ab] pretty [D] mama
_ [Gm] First [Bb] let me thank you, let me [Eb]
spank [A] you
Great-o, am I isn't, is a [D] _
[Cm] sadomasochism
_ I [D] _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ [G] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [D] _
[Gm] said, now listen, [G] honey, you must [Cm] be mistaken
[Gb] I mean, [Gm] I'm sure I [G] never saw your [Cm] face [D] before _
[Gm] And beside this [G] floodin' ride, I [Cm] read it takin'
_ [Bbm] But he got down on his knees and he begged [D] for more
He [G] said, ooh, [Eb] [Cm] ooh, [D] ah-ha
[Gm] Do [G] it again, pretty [C] [D] mama
[Gm] Well, committing the sins, he can [Bb] stick [Eb] me with [A] him
[Gb] You can't deserve me, but not till you hurt [Gm] me
_ [Eb] _ [A] Now _ [D] _
[C] _ [Gm] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
[Gm] I tell ya, [G] I have hurt my [Cm] share of snide [Gb] talk
But [Gm] this kid was [G] really actin' [Ab] kinda weird
[D] _
[G] And I would've laughed at him kneelin' on [Cm] the sidewalk
_ [Bbm] But somethin' in his smile looked so [D]
sincere
[Gm] He said, ooh, [Eb] _ [Cm] ooh, ah [D]-ha
_ [Gm] Do [Eb] it again, pretty [Dm] [D] mama
_ [Gm] Well, [Bb] by ice cream, I'll [Eb] let you treat [A] me
Well, play it for quacky, I'll let you [Gb] beat [Bb] me
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[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [D] _
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Now, [Gm] please don't think [G] I'm just a [Cm] shameless hussy
[D] But I would [Gm] love [Eb] to share the joys that I [Cm] have [D] found
And [Bb] if you're [G] still wonderin' does he heal, [Cm] _ does he will
[G] I just love to be [D] gagged and bound, you [Gm] see
Ooh, [Eb] ooh, [Cm] ah [D]-ha
_ [Gm] Do it [Eb] again, [Cm] pretty [D] mama _
[Gm] Little _ baby, [Bb] you've been [Eb] a mommy
[A] You can tap dance on [D] my tummy
[Eb] Cause my [D] cradle and my oven [Eb] will settle [D]
massacres
[Eb] Yes, yes, my [D] cradle and my [Eb] oven will _ settle _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
massacres _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Bb] _ [C] _ _ [Db] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ Ah, ooh
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[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _