Too Drunk To Fuck Chords by Dead Kennedys

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_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Am] _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ I like to party, _ [Am] I like to [D] party, _ [C] I like to stay in [D] bed and I'm tired [Am] of all the fights.
_ When I'm [D] feeling, _ [Am] you're out of [D] luck, _ [C] I roll this [D] damn thing.
Two drunks, I'm fucked, _ _ [E] _
two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, two drunks,
[F] I'm fucked, two drunks, two [C] drunks, two drunks, I'm fucked.
I _ [D] _ _ [C] like to smoke, [D] _ I like to smoke, I like to smoke, I like to smoke, I like to smoke, I like to smoke.
You have to try to get a little [Am] of [D] the fun.
_ When you're in my room, and you're dead, _ [C] you fall off the baby [F#m] and raise [D] your hand.
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Two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, [F] _ [C] two drunks, I'm fucked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[A] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _
[E] Two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, [F] two drunks, I'm fucked, [C] two drunks, [D] I'm fucked.
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[Bm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [D] I've had a drop, _ [D] but it's [E] a mess.
_ [D] The only [G#] salvation is I'll never see the evil [E] again.
_ You give a hand, _ [D] it makes it [E] worse.
_ [D] Take out your [G#] fucking retainer, put it in your [E] purse.
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Two drunks, I'm fucked, _ two drunks, [F#m] I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, [G] two drunks, _ [F#]
[G] I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm [D] fucked, [G] two drunks, I'm fucked, [D] two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, [C] _ two drunks, [D] I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm [C] fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, I'm fucked, two drunks, [D] I'm _ _ [N] fucked, two drunks, I _ _ _ _ _ _ _