Chords for David Lee Roth ~ Two Fools A Minute

[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ Ah, a [C] little combination for [F] you.
_ _ _ [Gm] _
[C] Like everything I like, or make me sick or poor or fat.
Say who?
Well, you beautiful doll, say one for me and try [Gm] not to laugh.
Who's [C] got the time?
Who owns the horses?
Now you see it, now you don't.
Right.
Now I've seen everything, at least everything [Cm] I want.
[Em] They seem [G] very cheap.
What do you need for the life of [Em] me?
Tell me [G] anything.
[A] She's got unexpected [G] company.
So let's up the [Gm] road, turn right next [G] Thursday, think that's where I'm gone.
[Cm] Ain't drowning, just waving, [G] ain't even worth a song.
[Eb] No.
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ Say one [Dm] for yourself, now, Lily.
Don't be shy.
[F] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Look at [C] how hard I work.
_ [F] _ _ _ [C] _ _
Who's making something of it?
And it didn't work the spot, but why's a crooked letter I forgot?
[Bb] Pretty good.
[C] But not me, Chief, I'm just radar.
I don't talk in front of the kids.
Hey, I know the difference, even Michelle and [Bb] Parrot.
Yeah.
[Em] I'm looking for [G] a parade [A] while she's out doing Yankee [Em] Doodle.
But I [G] had [Am] a baby dream, was the last thing I said.
[G] So let's up the [Gm] road, turn right next [G] Thursday, think that's where I'm gone.
[Cm] I ain't drowning, just waving, [Gm] ain't even worth a song.
See you in the funny papers, guess that's where I'll be.
[C] They say two-four, born a [Gm] minute, guess that [C] makes me three.
[Eb] _ _ Modulate, Daddy, [Cm] modulate. _ _ _
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[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] Up, up, [G] up, up, up the road, turn right next Thursday, think that's [Cm] where I'm gone.
I ain't drowning, [Fm] just waving, [G] ain't even worth a [Eb] song.
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[G] See you in the funny papers, guess that's where I'll be.
That's where [C] I'll be, two-four, [F] born a [G] minute, I'm all three.
Wait a [Gm] minute, born a minute, wait a minute, what? Uh [Cm]-oh.
[F] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ Wait a minute, I knew I had company in here.
[Cm] Hey, [F] where's the drummer?
[G] _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ Wait a minute, wait a minute, I [Bb] don't know how many people can get in [C] the back here.
[F] Billy, you've got to drive.
[G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ No, no, we can't let you.
I [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ said, two [Gm]-four, born a minute.
That's right, don't be staring at your stereo.
I [F] _ _ [G] _ said no!
[C] _ [F] I've _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [F] got to be [G] home before 10. _ _ _
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