Chords for Dave Frishberg - Can't Take You Nowhere

You knock back the [B] schnapps you talk back to cops you [Ab] walk in the room a conversation [F] [D] stops
I can't take you nowhere.
No, I can't take you [Am] nowhere
_ _ [Gm] You [Bb] stagger you sag [C] you're half in the [F] bag one [Bb] glass of beer and you're [G] a total drag.
[F] I can't take you [Bb] nowhere
_ [B] No, [Gb] I can't take you [F] nowhere
[A] I [Bb] buy three or four you [B] mooch plenty more the check [Bbm] comes around [A] and you are out that door.
[Bb] I can't take you [C] nowhere
No, [F] I [Am] can't take you nowhere.
I [Gm] don't want to watch you [F] fall on your [Cm] face
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_ _ _ [G] You're loud and you're lewd you tend toward the crude my friends I've discussed [E] it with your attitude [Bb] I can't [C] take you nowhere
No, [B] I can't take you nowhere
_ _ [C] You grumble you [Db] groan you [Am] mumble you moan you call [C] [D] Honolulu on my [Db] telephone.
I can't take you [C] nowhere
[Cm] No, [G] I can't take you nowhere.
_ _ I
Hear people [C] say you won't go away [Db] you drop by for [C] breakfast and you stay [B] all day.
I [Db] can't take you nowhere
[D] No, [G] I can't take you [Fm] nowhere
_ _ [Db] That's right.
[Fm] Try not to [Bb] get up tight
[Bbm] _ Cuz I can't take you [Ab] nowhere
_ Cuz I don't know a [D] place where you can [Gb] show your face
[Fm] And anyway, I just like [Eb] to say so [Gbm] sad to see [Bb] you must be on your way
_ So [Fm] have a real nice day _
But I can't [Ab] take you nowhere
[D] _ [Db] Cuz I don't know a place where you [Gm] can [Gb] show your face
[F] And anyway, I'd [Eb] still like to say so sad to see you [Gbm] must be [Fm] on your way
What a pity to say so long
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