Chords for Date Your Dad

You're always in your overdrafts, [Eb] that's why it makes me laugh
[Db] When you act like you have tons of money
[E] Friday night photograph [Eb] of the Ciroc you had
[Db] To split 12 ways with your buddies
And just [E] because you know one heart, [B] big _ monkey's soul
[Abm] Doesn't make you [Gb] windy, if anything it's [E] icky
I'm not gonna [Eb] tolerate your growing pain
[Abm] I'm not your babysitter, [B] babe
It's way above my pay grade
Oh, I'm all over [Gb] doing upgrade
I'm not here to teach [Abm] you how to behave
Find someone who has [E] everything you lack, don't be mad
But I'm gonna go date your dad
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ _
You [E] love to blow your smoke, said [Eb] you could've been broke
But [Db] sadly you're only broke, now [Ab] you're a brickie
And [E] half the things you say, you [Eb] just prefer to take
[Db] Straight from I'm just paid like it's weed
[B] We'll pick up the Benz your mom pays for
[Abm] With a 1D to engine, [B] see you couldn't get insured
[E] And you think it's so hard, [B] we can't parallel park
[Abm] I'm not your driving instructor, [Gb] babe
[B] That's way above my pay grade
Oh, I'm all over [Gb] doing upgrade
I'm not here to teach you [Abm] how to behave
Find someone who has [E] everything you lack, don't be mad
But I'm gonna go date your [B] dad
_ _ I don't need a child, I need [Gb] a man
_ When you grow up, you'll [Abm] understand
_ _ He's got everything that you [E] don't have, don't be mad
But I'm gonna go date your [B] dad
Dinner, he's richer, he's got it together
[Gb] He's the winner, [B] delivers, [Gb] he even cooks me [Abm] dinner
And it's not homewrecking, you're invited to the wedding
[E] So don't be sad, but I'm gonna go date your [B] dad
078 _ -439-486-11, [Gb] that's my number
If you could just go and pass it on to her
[Ab] Tell them that I'm free tonight, anytime after 5
[E] My bad, but I'm gonna