Chords for Daron Malakian is a Badass.

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[Ab] Yeah!
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_ Shut up! _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [C] Shut the [Db] fuck up!
_ _ [Db] _ Thank you!
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_ Thank you. _ _ _ _
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_ [Em] Anyways,
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It's _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ also been [N] about three years since your last record came out.
Is that part of the reason why this is a double album or did you just come out with so much
material that it had to be split up?
_ _ Falacio. _
That's good stuff.
[E] _ _ _ What did you [D] guys do during your downtime?
Were you just writing all the [Eb] time or were there any other projects?
I walk my dog.
[E] Falacio.
Do you need to answer questions in order to put the interview together or can we just
play the one from three years ago and we kind of do the same thing?
Falacio.
What is the process of you guys deciding what songs go on the record or not?
Superman told me. _ _
That's cool.
I was a prostitute on the street.
You obviously didn't do too well for yourself.
That's why you had to become a musician.
Yeah, it didn't work out too well.
As a kid I was traded in the black market a couple of times and I ended up on the streets
of Hollywood and then I ended up in System [C] of a Down and [Ab] Shabba was the guitar player
but then I took the guitar from [E] him.
He did actually.
He's a new [G] bass player man.
_ [Ab] _ Yeah, because I'm tired.
_ _ _ [E] I think it's journalists that_
Prostitution, don't [Eb] forget that.
They [G] should legalize prostitution too.
I agree.
[Eb] I think that's about it but I think we have some_ You sure?
Yeah.
You guys have changed.
_ No, did I?
You're not really understanding the point of what's going on.
We don't write our songs for the radio.
We don't write our songs for MTV or your channel.
We write our songs for ourselves.
Now if you guys want to cover our band, that's cool with us.
If you don't, then that's cool with us too.
You know what I'm saying?
We told a bunch of people years ago, it's like if sometimes they want to put only the
singer on the cover of a magazine, we're like, you know what, we're a band of four people.
We only have four people.
If we don't want four people, then we don't want to be on the cover of your magazine.
That's why.
If to answer all your questions of why the band is big or why the album is successful
or why blah, because we're honest and we just don't give a_
_ _ [Gm] _ It's all gay.
I think that was good footage though.
I think that's probably the only part that's going to air.
Before I joined this band, I used to beat fools down for no reason.
Felatio.
Probably.
Prostitution.
Felatio.
Take _ [D] _
me [Fm] down to the [Bb] bottom of the grave.
[F] You're so insensitive.
[E] I'm on [Db] a solo.
And I'm so [D] fucked up.
So fucked [F] up.
_ You're so insensitive.
[N] I'm on a solo. _ _
So I'm sitting there.
Waiting for my girl.
_ [B] And then I get bored.
And I want to pull the [Ebm] tapeworm out of your ass.
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_ [G] _ They'll [Gm] take you _ and rape [E] you. _ _ _
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [E] _ I'm _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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gay.
_ _ _ [G] Gay. _ _
_ [C] Gay.
_ [E] And _ _
[D] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ at WWE Fastlane, [Db] the queen of pay-per-view is invoking her rematch clause.
And I'm going to take back my crutch tonight.
Because I'm going to put you in a wheelchair.
_ _ [F] You [D] should have never gone to body work.
[Dbm] They say the world's about to end.
_ _ I say, fuck it. _
_ Let it [Gb] end.
We [E] all _ deserve to die.
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