Chords for Dan Hicks on Conan

[C] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Oh, wait, Beatin' the Heat is [C] the critically acclaimed new album from my next guest and
it features cameos from a [G] number of [N] great stars including Elvis Costello, Brian Setzer,
Tom Waits and many others.
Please welcome Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks. _
_ _ Some _ [Fm] _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ [C#] _ [D] _ _ [F] _ _ [Dm] _
_ [C#] _ _ [C] _ [E] _ [F] _ [Gm] folks say [G#] when you fall [C#] in love, [Gm] you [C] lose your _ [F] appetite.
[G#] _ [G] If love makes you feel that way, [B] _ [Gm] _ you'll listen to what I say.
[E] _ [Dm] If love makes you give up [C#] [C] steak and potato, [F] _ [D] rice, [C#] corn, chitlins [C] and tomatoes.
[F] If love [A] makes you give [A#] up all [Fm] the things, _ [C] I don't [Dm] want love.
[C] _ [Dm] If love makes you give [C#m] up [C] lime and greens, [F] bacon, pot pie, [C#] and [C] wild beans.
[Fm] If love [A] makes you [D] give up [C#] onion rings, [C] double onions, uh-uh, [F] not [G#] me.
_ _ [A] _ I am here to say to you that I [D] love my pretty mummy.
[E] _ [F#] _ [G] _ Take a look at me, you can plainly see [D] that I'm a man that loves to eat.
[F] [C] Listen with [F] cringe.
If love makes you give up [C#] [C] steak and [F] tomato, tomato [D] takes over easy.
If love makes you give up steak [C#] and scrambled [C] potatoes, [A] love makes you give [A#] up all [C#] that [C] jazz.
Oh no, oh no, [Fm] not [C] me.
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_ _ [B] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ _
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[Am] _ [A#] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ [F] Yeah, [C] this _ [C#] [C] romance thing has got me [Fm] confused.
[D] [C] Dan, you [C#] poor thing.
[F] What'll it be?
[D] _
Burgers [C#] or [C] babes?
_ Decisions, decisions.
I got my mind made up.
I'll wait [E] for it.
[Fm] If love makes you give up corn, [C] dogs and mustard, [Dm] _ cracker [C#] jacks, tutti [C] frutti [F] custard.
If love [A] makes you give up [A#] all [G] those things, I [C] don't _ _ [F] want love.
_ _ If love [D] makes you give [C#] up [F] pizza and knife, garlic [D] mashed potatoes [F] and a rye pie.
_ If love makes you give [A#] up all [C#] that's right, [C] _ uh [F]-uh, not [E] me.
_ [A] My baby's awful skinny.
She don't like meat.
[D] She can't stand bread with two [Bm] beds.
_ _ [G] _ Ask for meat, [E] say where's my meat?
Well, every time, [G#]
I was [Fm] there.
Listen [G] with [Dm] cringe.
If love makes you give up salt, cream and cupcake, and vicious rock, [C#] stuff you [F] have to flambé,
love makes you give [A#] up muffler [C] wings.
I don't want [D] love. _ [C] No, no.
No, no.
[Fm] Not me.
Not [C#] me.
[Am] No, sirree.
No, sir.
[D] No, [E] sirree, [Fm] bop.
No, [F#] sirree.
[Gm] I, I, I _ _ don't [D] want love. _
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[Cm] _ [C] _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Fm] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ Hey, stop.
On the hallway, take a break.
We'll be right back.
That was great.
Thank you. _ _ _ _ _