Chords for Da Yoopers- Diarrehea

_ [A] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _
[D#] I know [Em] it's getting late [Am]
and I know we had a date.
_ [Dm] Lucia, _ [F] _ _ I [G]
hate to make you wait, [E] cause it would be so great.
[Dm] _ [Em] Lucia, _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ [G#m] _ [G] tears fall from my [Am] eyes and I [Gm] must apologize. _
[F] Lucia, [Em] _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ [G] I'll have to stay at home, [Em] so I called you on the phone.
[G] Cause I'm stuck here on the throne [B] [C] with diarrhea. _ _
_ [F#] I thought [F] that it was only gas, [G#] _ _ [D] so I went [Em] and let one _ [Am] pass.
Then I [C#] stood there [F#] in a _ trance, as [F] I felt my brand new [Dm] [G] pass.
_ [D#] _ _ [Am]
My mother [G] brought me soup, [C] but it only made me poop.
[D] _ _ [C#] _ _ [C] _
Lucia, [G] I never should have ate, [F] but it sounded like a great [C]
idea.
[Em] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
[D#] [C] You know it [Em] really hurts, when you [G] got to hear these words.
[F] Lucia, _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ there's no paper [D] to be seen, so [E] I used the People magazine.
[G] And it makes me, I wanna scream, [C]
diarrhea.
_ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [Am] _ _ [G#] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [G] _
I love you [F] dear with all my [G#] heart, but I can't go [C] out with liquid [G] farts.
[Gm] _ I wouldn't [D] have [E] a date, [D] _
if only I [F] could _ constipate.
[G] _ _ [B] _ I know you got the [C] hots, but I really got the trots.
_ [Dm] Lucia, [C#] _ _ [F] _
_ [G] _ there's no need to scream and shout, cause tomorrow we'll go out, I [C] guarantee ya.
_ _ [F] _ _ _
[C] [G] I know you need your man, so I came up with [Gm] a plan.
_ [F] Lucia, [Em] _
_ [Dm] _ _ [C#] I'll [B] take the cork and the super glue.
[Em] I'll pound it in there with my shoe, [Bm] and then I'll be all [G] true, with a [C]
diarrhea.
[Dm] _ _ [B] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _