Chords for D.I.Y. Orgasms

[E] 1, 2, 3, 4!
[B] _ [G#] _ [A] _ [E] _ [B] _
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ [C#] _ [G#] _ [A] _ _
_ [G#] _ [A] I've got my 40 ounce and a system to overthrow
No one to worry [G#] about [Bm] and nowhere to [Am] go
I [A] traded in my hope for a hangover and a headache
I'm [G#] contemplating rope, [G] but can't I [E] not decorate?
[Bm] [A] But who needs love?
[Bm] Not me!
[F#m] Who needs [A] friends?
I got me!
[F#m] Who needs [A] drugs?
[E] Me!
[F#m] Who needs sex?
[E] I got me!
I've [A] got my 20 [G#] ounce and front row [A] seats in the parking [E] lot
I'm on the [C#] corner now, [B] watching them make [E] out a lot
And [C#m] I traded all my pain [G#m] for all your [A] priceless pillow talk
[E] But I'm [C#] not too old enough and I [B] think I care too much
[F#m] But who needs love?
[B] Not me!
[F#m] Who needs friends?
[A] I got me!
[F#m] Who needs [E] drugs?
Me!
[F#m] Who needs sex?
[A] I got [Bm] me!
[G#] _ [A] _ [E] _ _ [C#] _ [G#] _ [A] _ [E] _ [B] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [Em] _ [Am] _ _ [N] _
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