Chords for cynical fairytale

_ In this isolated tower in the middle of nowhere
[C] It gets a little lonely [G] but I don't let down my [F] hair
Cause most relationships are far more stressful than they seem
[C] I'd rather face [G] reality than face a silly [F] dream
Mother knows best, she claims to know the [C] future
I'll fall in love with happily [G] ever after with my suitor
[F] To be honest I prefer avoiding all the hassle
[G] I'm fine inside my [C] tower really, I don't need a castle so
Fuck love, I don't understand [G] it
_ Eighteen years with no luck, I feel [Am] stranded
Drifting through the water, I just wanna see the light
[D] But the fog is awful [Fm] stubborn and the feelings never right
[C] _ Fuck love, really what's the [G] purpose
Other than to make me feel uncomfortable and [Am] nervous
Overthinking every single thing I wanna say
[D] Will it make you think I'm stupid, [Fm] will it make you [C] run away? _ _ _
_ _ [G] Love, _ _ _ _ fuck [Am] love, _ _ _ _ fuck [D] love
_ _ _ [F] _
_ _ I guess I always figured that I'd be in love by now
[C] So I try to force my feelings [G] hoping it'll work somehow
[F] My friends all have their princes and I'm feeling left behind
[C] Will I ever understand or [G] will I always be this [F] blind?
Mother knows best, she tells me not to worry
[C] Just wait a couple years and love will [G] find me in a hurry
[F] But honestly it's looking like the odds are pretty slim
[G] Given that fun rider's out [C] there I'd probably reject him
Fuck love, I don't understand it
_ Eighteen years with no luck, I feel [Am] stranded
Drifting through the water, I just wanna see the light
[D] But the fog is awful [Fm] stubborn and the feelings never [C] right
Fuck love, really what's the [G] purpose
Other than to make me feel uncomfortable and [Am] nervous
Overthinking every single thing I wanna say
[D] Will it make you think I'm stupid, [Fm] will it make you [C] run away? _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] Love, _ _ _ fuck [Am] love, _ _ _ _ fuck [D] love
_ _ _ [Fm] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F]
And I keep _ wondering and _ wondering
[C] That this is how it's [G] always been
I've [F] spent all these years alone, [C] not letting anybody _ [G]
in
And I [F] keep _ wondering and [Fm] _ wondering
[C] And _ wondering [Bm] and _ wondering
[F] _ When will [Cm] my
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] Mother knows best and she claims to know the [C] future
I'll fall in love with happy ever after with my suitor
[F] And if I'm being honest well it doesn't sound like that
[G] But I blew the only shot [C] at that I think I ever had
So fuck love, I don't even deserve [G] it
I've tried my best [C] but still I'm far from [Am] perfect
Watching from the windows wishing I could feel the same
[D] But my feelings aren't effective, [Fm] I guess I'm the one to [C] blame
Oh fuck love, go ahead call me a [G] cynic
But a happy ending is so unrealistic
[Am] What's the point in trying if I know it won't work out
[D] And I'll earn a broken heart [Fm] that I'd be better [C] off without _ _ _
_ _ [G] Oh, _ _ _ _ fuck [Am] love, _ _ _ _ fuck [D] love
_ _ _ [Fm] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
Fuck love, [G] _ _ _ _
fuck _ [Am] _ love, _ _ fuck _ [D] love
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