Chords for Creed Fisher - Earplugs and Beer (Official Video)
Tempo:
105.45 bpm
Chords used:
B
E
F#
D#
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[N]
[B]
[B] One out of two may end in [F#] divorce, but Colbert is cheaper than [B] child support.
Granddaddy's words, [E] they're all too clear, [B] save money son, buy earplugs and beer.
It sure makes me happy not to hear her bitching more.
[F#] I thought she'd probably leave me, but I think it [B] turns her on.
Lately we ain't fighting, [E] lately I can't hear.
[B] Works just like a [F#] charlie's earplug and beer.
[D#] She's [E] screaming out loud, and I [B] can't hear a thing.
[E] Who would have thought all the [F#] joy that this would bring?
[B] She gets to speak her mind, [E] I get to sit right here.
[B] I save my married son [F#] with these [B] earplugs and beer.
[E] [B]
[E]
[B] [E]
[B] [F#] [B]
We've been [B] married twenty years now, so far it's all been [F#] bliss.
She fetches all my beers and we always [B] hug and kiss.
When we cuddle up real [E] tight I shed a happy tear.
[B] I'm happy all day long [F#] with my earplugs and beer.
[D#] She's [E] screaming out loud, [B] and I can't hear a thing.
[E] Who would have thought all the [F#] joy that this would bring?
[B] She gets to speak her mind, [E] I get to sit right here.
[B] I save my married son [F#] with these [B] earplugs and beer.
She gets to speak her mind, I get to sit right here.
Works just like a [F#] charlie's [B] earplugs and beer.
Now honey, calm down, calm down.
You're turning red in the face.
I am the man of this house and I will not be pushed around.
Doesn't mean I don't love you.
[Bm] I need a beer, honey.
[B] Now honey, you know screaming louder is not going to help nothing.
All this fuss and fighting, there just ain't no need in it.
I can't hear a word you're saying.
I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
It ain't going to make me feel bad.
Honey, just sit down.
Screw the plumb.
[B]
[B] One out of two may end in [F#] divorce, but Colbert is cheaper than [B] child support.
Granddaddy's words, [E] they're all too clear, [B] save money son, buy earplugs and beer.
It sure makes me happy not to hear her bitching more.
[F#] I thought she'd probably leave me, but I think it [B] turns her on.
Lately we ain't fighting, [E] lately I can't hear.
[B] Works just like a [F#] charlie's earplug and beer.
[D#] She's [E] screaming out loud, and I [B] can't hear a thing.
[E] Who would have thought all the [F#] joy that this would bring?
[B] She gets to speak her mind, [E] I get to sit right here.
[B] I save my married son [F#] with these [B] earplugs and beer.
[E] [B]
[E]
[B] [E]
[B] [F#] [B]
We've been [B] married twenty years now, so far it's all been [F#] bliss.
She fetches all my beers and we always [B] hug and kiss.
When we cuddle up real [E] tight I shed a happy tear.
[B] I'm happy all day long [F#] with my earplugs and beer.
[D#] She's [E] screaming out loud, [B] and I can't hear a thing.
[E] Who would have thought all the [F#] joy that this would bring?
[B] She gets to speak her mind, [E] I get to sit right here.
[B] I save my married son [F#] with these [B] earplugs and beer.
She gets to speak her mind, I get to sit right here.
Works just like a [F#] charlie's [B] earplugs and beer.
Now honey, calm down, calm down.
You're turning red in the face.
I am the man of this house and I will not be pushed around.
Doesn't mean I don't love you.
[Bm] I need a beer, honey.
[B] Now honey, you know screaming louder is not going to help nothing.
All this fuss and fighting, there just ain't no need in it.
I can't hear a word you're saying.
I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
It ain't going to make me feel bad.
Honey, just sit down.
Screw the plumb.
Key:
B
E
F#
D#
Bm
B
E
F#
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_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
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_ _ [B] One out of two may end in [F#] divorce, but Colbert is cheaper than [B] child support.
_ Granddaddy's words, [E] they're all too clear, [B] save money son, buy earplugs and beer.
_ It sure makes me happy not to hear her bitching more.
[F#] I thought she'd probably leave me, but I think it [B] turns her on.
Lately we ain't fighting, [E] lately I can't hear.
[B] Works just like a [F#] charlie's earplug and beer.
_ [D#] She's [E] screaming out loud, and I [B] can't hear a thing.
_ [E] Who would have thought all the [F#] joy that this would bring?
[B] She gets to speak her mind, [E] I get to sit right here.
[B] I save my married son [F#] with these [B] earplugs and beer.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [B] _
_ _ We've been [B] married twenty years now, so far it's all been [F#] bliss.
She fetches all my beers and we always [B] hug and kiss.
When we cuddle up real [E] tight I shed a happy tear.
[B] I'm happy all day long [F#] with my earplugs and beer.
_ [D#] She's [E] screaming out loud, [B] and I can't hear a thing.
_ [E] Who would have thought all the [F#] joy that this would bring?
[B] She gets to speak her mind, [E] I get to sit right here.
[B] I save my married son [F#] with these [B] earplugs and beer.
_ She gets to speak her mind, I get to sit right here.
_ Works just like a [F#] charlie's [B] earplugs and beer.
Now honey, calm down, calm down.
You're turning red in the face. _
_ I am the man of this house and I will not be pushed around.
_ Doesn't mean I don't love you.
_ [Bm] I need a beer, honey.
_ _ _ [B] _ Now honey, you know screaming louder is not going to help nothing. _ _ _ _ _
All this fuss and fighting, _ _ there just ain't no need in it. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I can't hear a word you're saying.
_ I'm feeling it. _ _ _
I'm feeling it.
_ It ain't going to make me feel bad. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Honey, just sit down. _ _ _ _ _
Screw the plumb. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] One out of two may end in [F#] divorce, but Colbert is cheaper than [B] child support.
_ Granddaddy's words, [E] they're all too clear, [B] save money son, buy earplugs and beer.
_ It sure makes me happy not to hear her bitching more.
[F#] I thought she'd probably leave me, but I think it [B] turns her on.
Lately we ain't fighting, [E] lately I can't hear.
[B] Works just like a [F#] charlie's earplug and beer.
_ [D#] She's [E] screaming out loud, and I [B] can't hear a thing.
_ [E] Who would have thought all the [F#] joy that this would bring?
[B] She gets to speak her mind, [E] I get to sit right here.
[B] I save my married son [F#] with these [B] earplugs and beer.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [B] _
_ _ We've been [B] married twenty years now, so far it's all been [F#] bliss.
She fetches all my beers and we always [B] hug and kiss.
When we cuddle up real [E] tight I shed a happy tear.
[B] I'm happy all day long [F#] with my earplugs and beer.
_ [D#] She's [E] screaming out loud, [B] and I can't hear a thing.
_ [E] Who would have thought all the [F#] joy that this would bring?
[B] She gets to speak her mind, [E] I get to sit right here.
[B] I save my married son [F#] with these [B] earplugs and beer.
_ She gets to speak her mind, I get to sit right here.
_ Works just like a [F#] charlie's [B] earplugs and beer.
Now honey, calm down, calm down.
You're turning red in the face. _
_ I am the man of this house and I will not be pushed around.
_ Doesn't mean I don't love you.
_ [Bm] I need a beer, honey.
_ _ _ [B] _ Now honey, you know screaming louder is not going to help nothing. _ _ _ _ _
All this fuss and fighting, _ _ there just ain't no need in it. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I can't hear a word you're saying.
_ I'm feeling it. _ _ _
I'm feeling it.
_ It ain't going to make me feel bad. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Honey, just sit down. _ _ _ _ _
Screw the plumb. _ _ _ _ _
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