Chords for Cpr
Tempo:
137.4 bpm
Chords used:
F
G
D
F#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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1, 2, 3, 4!
[F] [G] [F] [G]
[F] [G]
[F] [D] [F] [D]
[F] [D]
[F] [G] [F] [G]
[F] [G]
[F] [G]
[F] [G]
[D] Then I turn around and get a dick [G] more pieces than Hershey's
Your dick brick hard like a metal
I got three holes for it like a pretzel
Hey there's a virgin boy don't get nervous
I'm here to serve you customer service
I say dick by giving it CPR
I say dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth on it like CPR
Let's make porn and watch an OVCR
I think we should fuck up [F] in every [D] zip-o
It would make more pussy [F] wetter than a [G] fishbowl
Pussy a kitty [F] cat, I pet it like [D] a cat
Fuck don't get stopped so much I need [F] to go to [D] the vet
I'm a pussy cat, I'm a pussy cat
I box more [F] like a scorching [G] pussy
Open this coochie [F] up like a fortune [D] cookie
Open that in my mouth, watch [F] my tongue [D] go ache
Your dick getting more flows [F] than a birthday cake
[G] When I'm married, no [F] I don't fear it
[G] Licking on that penis like a letter when [F] I select
[G] Today way wetter [F] than my past five
[G]
And if you wanna flirt [D] I can give you a ass shot
[G] Pussy already wet, [F] don't need no [G] lube
Boy ain't want dick twisting in [F] my stomach like food [G] poisoning
That's how you know [F] when you hit the [G] spot
I make your pants [D] unzip more than Ziploc
[G] Your dick brick hard like a metal
I say dick by giving it CPR
I got three holes for it like a pretzel
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous
I'm here to [D] serve you customer service
[G] I say dick by giving it CPR
I say dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth full and like CPR
Let's make porn and watch an RPCR
Anything goes [F] when you up in my hole
[G] 30 pennies from the sex, [F] yeah I got me some [G] lows
Listen, I'm the [F] most explicit
[G] Long stick inside my river but [F] we not going fishing
[G] Know what to do every time you [F] have a horrible [D] day
I'll eat that sausage all day [F] like it's Memorial Day
[D] I'm cooking barbecue sauce [F] and mustard on [G] it
When the mayonnaise comes [F] we'll get bust right [G] on it
Name anything [F] freaky and you know I'm about [G] to shit
Only time I'm not on a dick [F] is when I'm [G] about to shit
You pick hairs all over my mouth, not again
So when I suck your dick now I use bobby pins
Put me to gym when you got dick [F] to work [G] you out
I want my face to lose weight [F] so stroke my [G] mouth
And anytime my pussy [F] wanna be hairy like [D] Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair [G] is what you could call it
Let's get it
A little faster, right there
Give it to me now
I'm gonna give you a ass shot
I'm gonna give you a ass shot
[F#] [G]
[G]
[F] [G] [F] [G]
[F] [G]
[F] [D] [F] [D]
[F] [D]
[F] [G] [F] [G]
[F] [G]
[F] [G]
[F] [G]
[D] Then I turn around and get a dick [G] more pieces than Hershey's
Your dick brick hard like a metal
I got three holes for it like a pretzel
Hey there's a virgin boy don't get nervous
I'm here to serve you customer service
I say dick by giving it CPR
I say dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth on it like CPR
Let's make porn and watch an OVCR
I think we should fuck up [F] in every [D] zip-o
It would make more pussy [F] wetter than a [G] fishbowl
Pussy a kitty [F] cat, I pet it like [D] a cat
Fuck don't get stopped so much I need [F] to go to [D] the vet
I'm a pussy cat, I'm a pussy cat
I box more [F] like a scorching [G] pussy
Open this coochie [F] up like a fortune [D] cookie
Open that in my mouth, watch [F] my tongue [D] go ache
Your dick getting more flows [F] than a birthday cake
[G] When I'm married, no [F] I don't fear it
[G] Licking on that penis like a letter when [F] I select
[G] Today way wetter [F] than my past five
[G]
And if you wanna flirt [D] I can give you a ass shot
[G] Pussy already wet, [F] don't need no [G] lube
Boy ain't want dick twisting in [F] my stomach like food [G] poisoning
That's how you know [F] when you hit the [G] spot
I make your pants [D] unzip more than Ziploc
[G] Your dick brick hard like a metal
I say dick by giving it CPR
I got three holes for it like a pretzel
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous
I'm here to [D] serve you customer service
[G] I say dick by giving it CPR
I say dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth full and like CPR
Let's make porn and watch an RPCR
Anything goes [F] when you up in my hole
[G] 30 pennies from the sex, [F] yeah I got me some [G] lows
Listen, I'm the [F] most explicit
[G] Long stick inside my river but [F] we not going fishing
[G] Know what to do every time you [F] have a horrible [D] day
I'll eat that sausage all day [F] like it's Memorial Day
[D] I'm cooking barbecue sauce [F] and mustard on [G] it
When the mayonnaise comes [F] we'll get bust right [G] on it
Name anything [F] freaky and you know I'm about [G] to shit
Only time I'm not on a dick [F] is when I'm [G] about to shit
You pick hairs all over my mouth, not again
So when I suck your dick now I use bobby pins
Put me to gym when you got dick [F] to work [G] you out
I want my face to lose weight [F] so stroke my [G] mouth
And anytime my pussy [F] wanna be hairy like [D] Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair [G] is what you could call it
Let's get it
A little faster, right there
Give it to me now
I'm gonna give you a ass shot
I'm gonna give you a ass shot
[F#] [G]
[G]
Key:
F
G
D
F#
F
G
D
F#
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_ _ _ _ [D] Then I turn around and get a dick [G] more pieces than Hershey's
Your dick brick hard like a metal
I got three holes for it like a pretzel
Hey there's a virgin boy don't get nervous
I'm here to serve you customer service
I say dick by giving it CPR
I say dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth on it like CPR
Let's make porn and watch an OVCR
I think we should fuck up [F] in every [D] zip-o
It would make more pussy [F] wetter than a [G] fishbowl
Pussy a kitty [F] cat, I pet it like [D] a cat
Fuck don't get stopped so much I need [F] to go to [D] the vet
I'm a pussy cat, I'm a pussy cat
I box more [F] like a scorching [G] pussy
Open this coochie [F] up like a fortune [D] cookie
Open that in my mouth, watch [F] my tongue [D] go ache
Your dick getting more flows [F] than a birthday cake
[G] When I'm married, no [F] I don't fear it
[G] Licking on that penis like a letter when [F] I select
_ [G] Today way wetter [F] than my past five
[G]
And if you wanna flirt [D] I can give you a ass shot
[G] Pussy already wet, [F] don't need no [G] lube
Boy ain't want dick twisting in [F] my stomach like food [G] poisoning
That's how you know [F] when you hit the [G] spot
I make your pants [D] unzip more than Ziploc
[G] Your dick brick hard like a metal
I say dick by giving it CPR
I got three holes for it like a pretzel
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous
I'm here to [D] serve you customer service
[G] I say dick by giving it CPR
I say dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth full and like CPR
Let's make porn and watch an RPCR
Anything goes [F] when you up in my hole
[G] 30 pennies from the sex, [F] yeah I got me some [G] lows
Listen, I'm the [F] most explicit
[G] Long stick inside my river but [F] we not going fishing
[G] Know what to do every time you [F] have a horrible [D] day
I'll eat that sausage all day [F] like it's Memorial Day
[D] I'm cooking barbecue sauce [F] and mustard on [G] it
When the mayonnaise comes [F] we'll get bust right [G] on it
Name anything [F] freaky and you know I'm about [G] to shit
Only time I'm not on a dick [F] is when I'm [G] about to shit
You pick hairs all over my mouth, not again
So when I suck your dick now I use bobby pins
Put me to gym when you got dick [F] to work [G] you out
I want my face to lose weight [F] so stroke my [G] mouth
And anytime my pussy [F] wanna be hairy like [D] Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair [G] is what you could call it
Let's get it _ _ _ _
_ _ A little faster, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
right there _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Give it to me now
I'm gonna give you a ass shot
I'm gonna give you a ass shot
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_ _ _ _ [D] Then I turn around and get a dick [G] more pieces than Hershey's
Your dick brick hard like a metal
I got three holes for it like a pretzel
Hey there's a virgin boy don't get nervous
I'm here to serve you customer service
I say dick by giving it CPR
I say dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth on it like CPR
Let's make porn and watch an OVCR
I think we should fuck up [F] in every [D] zip-o
It would make more pussy [F] wetter than a [G] fishbowl
Pussy a kitty [F] cat, I pet it like [D] a cat
Fuck don't get stopped so much I need [F] to go to [D] the vet
I'm a pussy cat, I'm a pussy cat
I box more [F] like a scorching [G] pussy
Open this coochie [F] up like a fortune [D] cookie
Open that in my mouth, watch [F] my tongue [D] go ache
Your dick getting more flows [F] than a birthday cake
[G] When I'm married, no [F] I don't fear it
[G] Licking on that penis like a letter when [F] I select
_ [G] Today way wetter [F] than my past five
[G]
And if you wanna flirt [D] I can give you a ass shot
[G] Pussy already wet, [F] don't need no [G] lube
Boy ain't want dick twisting in [F] my stomach like food [G] poisoning
That's how you know [F] when you hit the [G] spot
I make your pants [D] unzip more than Ziploc
[G] Your dick brick hard like a metal
I say dick by giving it CPR
I got three holes for it like a pretzel
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous
I'm here to [D] serve you customer service
[G] I say dick by giving it CPR
I say dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth full and like CPR
Let's make porn and watch an RPCR
Anything goes [F] when you up in my hole
[G] 30 pennies from the sex, [F] yeah I got me some [G] lows
Listen, I'm the [F] most explicit
[G] Long stick inside my river but [F] we not going fishing
[G] Know what to do every time you [F] have a horrible [D] day
I'll eat that sausage all day [F] like it's Memorial Day
[D] I'm cooking barbecue sauce [F] and mustard on [G] it
When the mayonnaise comes [F] we'll get bust right [G] on it
Name anything [F] freaky and you know I'm about [G] to shit
Only time I'm not on a dick [F] is when I'm [G] about to shit
You pick hairs all over my mouth, not again
So when I suck your dick now I use bobby pins
Put me to gym when you got dick [F] to work [G] you out
I want my face to lose weight [F] so stroke my [G] mouth
And anytime my pussy [F] wanna be hairy like [D] Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair [G] is what you could call it
Let's get it _ _ _ _
_ _ A little faster, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
right there _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Give it to me now
I'm gonna give you a ass shot
I'm gonna give you a ass shot
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