Chords for Country Teasers "Golden Apples" at Tapestry '06

As you can see, we've probably got the best shooting grounds in Britain. _ _
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_ _ [A#] _ _ [B] _ Richie is so weak
that [D] he almost [F#] can't be [A#] seen.
_ [B] Eck is [F#m] tall and skinny
[E] like [D] a string of [F#]
runner beans.
[A#] _ _ [B] Simon can't walk properly.
[E] He has [D] trees instead [F#]
of feet.
[A#] _ [B] And Alan's [F#m] nose was long and hooked
like [D] Jean-Luc's [F] long [F#] hooked beak.
_ _ [B] I am the [F#m]
perfect image [E] of [D] mankind
made [F#] by God to [A#] remind him of [B] his son.
My [F#m] back is straight like [A] a straight [D] white line.
[F#] Golden apple's issue [A#] from the hole in [B] my butt.
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_ _ of _ _ _ _ _ [E] mankind _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ made by God to remind him of