Coulda Been, Shoulda Been Chords... by Kevin Bloody Wilson

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_ _ _ _ _ Coulda been, _ shoulda been, [F] _ anything I [C] wanna be
_ I'm happy with what life's given me, [G] but I coulda been something else
_ _ [C] Life ain't over till you die, [F] and there's a whole [C] lot of things [Cm] I'd like to [C] try
Coulda been, shoulda been, _ [G] _ _ anything [C] I like _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ Coulda been, _ shoulda been, [C] a multi _ -millionaire _
[G] About a dollar each way on the third at [C] Ascot, ain't gonna get me there _
[F] Ten million dollars in Powerball Lotto, [C] I'd spend it like there was no tomorrow
[D] Tell me mates to get fucked if they wanna borrow, [G] if I was a multi _ _ -millionaire _
But I gotta buy a ticket first _
[C] Coulda been, _ shoulda been, [F] _ anything I [C] wanna be _
I'm happy with what life's given me, [G] but I coulda been something else _ _
[C] Life ain't over till you die, [F] and there's a whole [C] lot of things [Cm] I'd like [D] to try
[C] Coulda been, shoulda been, _
[G] _ _ anything [C] I like _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] Coulda been, _ shoulda been, [C] a real good _ politician
_ _ [G] Promise them the world and give them fuck all, [C] fuckin' easy, I'd just lie like shit
[F] A car and a government credit card, [C] snout in the trough, like all them bastards
[D] Treat all Australians like fuckin' [G] retards, like all fuckin' _ politicians
_ But I'm not that fuckin' sleazy
_ [C] Coulda been, shoulda been, [F] anything I [C] wanna be
_ I'm happy with what life's given me, [G] but I coulda been something else
_ _ [C] Life ain't over till you die, and [F] there's a whole [C] lot of things [Cm] I'd like [D] to try
[C] Coulda been, shoulda been, _ [G] _ _ anything [C] I like _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] Coulda been, _ shoulda been, I [C] lick a lot of puss lesbian
_ Cause [G] I've seen videos of what they do, and I [C] could easily be one of them _ _ _
[F] I dine at the Y whenever I can, [C] I'm fat and ugly and I don't fuck men
I got [D] a built-in dildo made out of skin, [G] but lesbos don't like the real thing
And I'm not fuckin' ugly enough _
[C] Coulda been, shoulda been, _
[F] _ anything I [C] wanna be _
I'm happy with what life's given me, [G] but I coulda been something else _ _
[C] Life ain't over till you die, and [F] there's a whole [E] lot of things [Eb] I'd like [D] to try
[C] Coulda been, shoulda _ _
[G] been, anything [C] I like _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [G] Coulda been, _ shoulda been, [C] a famous porno star
_ [G] Yeah, I reckon I'd be good at that, _ [C] gettin' paid for crackin' a hard-on
[F] Rootin' all them beautiful sheilas, me [C] humpin', pumpin' them fuckin' squealin'
[D] Hand jobs, head jobs, fuckin' unreal, [G] me a famous porno star
_ _ But me cock's not big enough
_ _ [C] Coulda been, shoulda been, _ [F] anything I wanna [C] be
_ I'm happy with what life's given me, [G] but I coulda been something else
_ _ [C] Life ain't over till you [F] die, and there's a whole [E] lot of things [Cm] I'd like [D] to try
[C] Coulda been, shoulda been, _ [G] _ _ anything [C] I like _ _ _ _ _ _
Coulda been, shoulda been, [G] _ _ anything [F] I like
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