Chords for Coffee & a Joint

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_ _ _ _ [G] _ I got some stuff you just gotta try it.
What [C] is it?
Huh?
[Am] You know.
Dear [E] Mom.
_ Dear Mom.
[G] _ _ _ Dear [Am] Mom.
Dear Mom.
Dear Mom.
Dear _ [D] _ Mom.
_ [G] Dear Mom.
_ _ [C] Dear Mom.
_ [A] _ Dear Mom.
Dear Mom. _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] Dear Mom.
[Am] _ _ _ _ [D] Dear Mom.
[G] _ Dear Mom.
Dear Mom.
[C] Dear Mom.
Dear Mom.
Dear Mom.
Dear Mom.
Dear Mom.
_ [A] _ [C] Dear Mom.
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_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ [G] Dear Mom.
Dear Mom.
Dear Mom. Dear Mom. Dear Mom. Dear Mom.
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_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ [G] Uh yo.
I'm higher than an F [C] 16 Near Walgreens.
[Am] Tryna find some eyedrops [D] in a bottle of Listerine.
[G] Woo!
Well I miss the clean when I [C] step on scene.
[Am] But yo.
How'd I get here?
[D] And what does this all mean?
[G] The last thing I [C] remember was way back in September
[A] Oh Johnny [Bb] had a movie, it was [D] groovy, full of passion
[G] But I probably didn't measure the [C] amount I should've taken
[Am] Now I'm standing on this ceiling and this [D] feeling got me quaking
[G] Yo, I stick to baking with [C] my bed of cracker, baby
[Am] We dishin' out the lectables [D] a year, they tasty [G] so here
It's amazing, [C] now come and get a slice
[Am] And if they try to take my herb, [D] I'll say
Take my wife!
But [G] Kevin, you're not married
Oh [C] shit, it's getting scary
[A] I'm mixing [Am] up my [D] history
My memories are buried
[G] And I don't have a clue what's [C] real or imaginary
[Am] So take heed, my children, cause [G] this story's cautionary
I got this [C] feeling [Am] inside
Can't [E] find no balance in [G] my mind
I must be [C] missing a [Am] point
I need a [G] coffee and a joint
I got this [C] feeling [Am] inside
_ Can't find no [D] balance in [G] my mind
I must [C] be missing [Am] a point
I need a [D] coffee and a [G] joint
Coffee and a joint, [C] coffee and a [Am] joint
Coffee [G] and a joint, coffee and a joint
And a what?
Coffee and a joint, [C] coffee and a [Am] joint
Alright, and a who?
Oh well, I, well I, [G] I was standing in the corner of the [C] kitchen by [Am] myself
Eyeing up the pop [D] brownies on the top [G] shelf
_ I'm thinking [C] maybe just a nibble or two
[Am] But I didn't eat [G] dinner so I gobbled down two
_ _ I was so high, _ [D] I fucking knew it
[G] Oh, _ _ I got to keep this _ conversation _ flowing
Yeah, I'm too high to [C] function
I'm feeling [G] like the clown at the funeral luncheon
I'm a goner, man I've reached my marijuana _ maximum _ consumption _
Well goddamn hors d'oeuvres, threw my [C] knife over a curve
[A] But I could [Am] be the hero [D] that this party deserves
[G] So I boot and rally, [C] sink the last cup
[A] Turns out it was my [G] team's cup Fuck
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_ [G] I got [C] this feeling _ [Am] inside
Can't [D] find no balance in [G] my mind
I must be [C] missing a [Am] point
I [G] need a coffee and a joint
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_ [Am] _ Coffee _ _ [D] _ _
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_ _ [G] _ and a [C] _
joint
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