Chords for Christopher Columbo by Salty Dick
Tempo:
104.05 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
C
Bb
Fm
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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In 1492, a sailor from [Bb]
Italy, [C] He walked the dirty streets of Spain, And shat in [Eb] every alley.
At that time reigned a fair young queen of Spain, Named [Bb]
Isabella,
[C] Who cast an amorousious glance at Chris, The [Eb] smart young fella.
He knew the [C] world was round, Oh, his balls did [Eb] touch the ground, Oh,
[C] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic, son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
Columbo went to the queen of Spain, And he made a [Bb] proposition,
[C] But what she wanted most to do, Was fuck in the [Eb] prone position.
The queen of Spain then said to him, She'd give him [Bb] ships and cargo,
He said, I'll [C] kiss your royal ass, If I don't bring [Eb] back Chicago.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, [C] the queenly, [Eb] cunty pound, Oh,
[Bb] That [Eb] fornicating, royal [Fm]-mating, son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
Three little ships set out to sea, Each one a [Bb] double-decker,
[C] The queen, she waved the royal flag, Columbo [Eb] waved his pecker,
Columbo paced upon the deck, He knew it [Bb] was his duty.
[C] He took his wang into his hand, And said, ain't [Eb] that a beauty.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, that sailors [Eb] could be brown, [C] Oh,
That dirty, letcher, asshole [Fm] stretcher, Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
Columbo had a second mate, He loved just [Bb] like a brother,
[C] And every night below the decks, They bung-holed [Eb] one another.
The fourteen-year-old cabin boy, That dirty little nipper,
[C] Shoved powdered glass right up his ass, And he [Eb] circumcised the skipper.
He knew the [C] world was round, Oh, his pecker, [Eb] it was ground, [C] Oh,
That bleeding [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker, Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
For forty days and forty nights, They sailed the [Bb] broad Atlantic,
[D] Until at last for a piece of ass, The whole crew, [Eb] it grew frantic.
A mermaid came a-swimmin' by, The crew let [D] out a holler,
And when they'd tossed her back to sea, She'd made ten [Eb] thousand dollars.
He knew the [Fm] world was round, Oh, that tailor could [Eb] be found, Oh,
[Fm] That [Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin' son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
An Indian mate appeared on shore, Columbo [Bb] soon pursued her,
[D] The weight of an egg rolled down her leg, The son-of-a [Eb]-bitch, he screwed her.
And when he got back home to Spain, To tell of [Bb] his adventures,
[D] Queen Isabella sucked him off, Of course, [Eb] without her dentures.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, [D] his dangling [Eb] dong was crowned, Oh,
[Bb] That [Cm] syphilitic, hypocritic, [C] fornicatin' royal [Fm] maiden.
Dirty, [Eb] letcher, asshole, [C] stretcher, bleedin' [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker,
[Eb] Navigatin', masturbatin' [Fm] son-of-a-bitch Columbo.
[Eb]
Italy, [C] He walked the dirty streets of Spain, And shat in [Eb] every alley.
At that time reigned a fair young queen of Spain, Named [Bb]
Isabella,
[C] Who cast an amorousious glance at Chris, The [Eb] smart young fella.
He knew the [C] world was round, Oh, his balls did [Eb] touch the ground, Oh,
[C] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic, son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
Columbo went to the queen of Spain, And he made a [Bb] proposition,
[C] But what she wanted most to do, Was fuck in the [Eb] prone position.
The queen of Spain then said to him, She'd give him [Bb] ships and cargo,
He said, I'll [C] kiss your royal ass, If I don't bring [Eb] back Chicago.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, [C] the queenly, [Eb] cunty pound, Oh,
[Bb] That [Eb] fornicating, royal [Fm]-mating, son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
Three little ships set out to sea, Each one a [Bb] double-decker,
[C] The queen, she waved the royal flag, Columbo [Eb] waved his pecker,
Columbo paced upon the deck, He knew it [Bb] was his duty.
[C] He took his wang into his hand, And said, ain't [Eb] that a beauty.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, that sailors [Eb] could be brown, [C] Oh,
That dirty, letcher, asshole [Fm] stretcher, Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
Columbo had a second mate, He loved just [Bb] like a brother,
[C] And every night below the decks, They bung-holed [Eb] one another.
The fourteen-year-old cabin boy, That dirty little nipper,
[C] Shoved powdered glass right up his ass, And he [Eb] circumcised the skipper.
He knew the [C] world was round, Oh, his pecker, [Eb] it was ground, [C] Oh,
That bleeding [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker, Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
For forty days and forty nights, They sailed the [Bb] broad Atlantic,
[D] Until at last for a piece of ass, The whole crew, [Eb] it grew frantic.
A mermaid came a-swimmin' by, The crew let [D] out a holler,
And when they'd tossed her back to sea, She'd made ten [Eb] thousand dollars.
He knew the [Fm] world was round, Oh, that tailor could [Eb] be found, Oh,
[Fm] That [Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin' son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
An Indian mate appeared on shore, Columbo [Bb] soon pursued her,
[D] The weight of an egg rolled down her leg, The son-of-a [Eb]-bitch, he screwed her.
And when he got back home to Spain, To tell of [Bb] his adventures,
[D] Queen Isabella sucked him off, Of course, [Eb] without her dentures.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, [D] his dangling [Eb] dong was crowned, Oh,
[Bb] That [Cm] syphilitic, hypocritic, [C] fornicatin' royal [Fm] maiden.
Dirty, [Eb] letcher, asshole, [C] stretcher, bleedin' [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker,
[Eb] Navigatin', masturbatin' [Fm] son-of-a-bitch Columbo.
[Eb]
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
In _ 1492, a sailor from [Bb]
Italy, [C] He walked the dirty streets of Spain, And shat in [Eb] every alley.
At that time reigned a fair young queen of Spain, Named [Bb]
Isabella,
[C] Who cast an amorousious glance at Chris, The [Eb] smart young fella.
He knew the [C] world was round, Oh, his balls did [Eb] touch the ground, Oh,
[C] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic, son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
_ _ Columbo went to the queen of Spain, And he made a [Bb] proposition,
[C] But what she wanted most to do, Was fuck in the [Eb] prone position.
The queen of Spain then said to him, She'd give him [Bb] ships and cargo,
He said, I'll [C] kiss your royal ass, If I don't bring [Eb] back Chicago.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, [C] the queenly, [Eb] cunty pound, Oh,
[Bb] That [Eb] fornicating, royal [Fm]-mating, son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo. _ _ _ _ _
Three little ships set out to sea, Each one a [Bb] double-decker,
[C] The queen, she waved the royal flag, Columbo [Eb] waved his pecker,
Columbo paced upon the deck, He knew it [Bb] was his duty.
[C] He took his wang into his hand, And said, ain't [Eb] that a beauty.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, that sailors [Eb] could be brown, [C] Oh,
That dirty, letcher, asshole [Fm] stretcher, Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo. _ _ _ _ _ _
Columbo had a second mate, He loved just [Bb] like a brother,
[C] And every night below the decks, They bung-holed [Eb] one another.
The fourteen-year-old cabin boy, That dirty little nipper,
[C] Shoved powdered glass right up his ass, And he [Eb] circumcised the skipper.
He knew the [C] world was round, Oh, his pecker, [Eb] it was ground, [C] Oh,
That bleeding [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker, Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
For forty days and forty nights, They sailed the [Bb] broad Atlantic,
[D] Until at last for a piece of ass, The whole crew, [Eb] it grew frantic.
A mermaid came a-swimmin' by, The crew let [D] out a holler,
And when they'd tossed her back to sea, She'd made ten [Eb] thousand dollars.
He knew the [Fm] world was round, Oh, that tailor could [Eb] be found, Oh,
[Fm] That [Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin' son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
_ _ _ _ _ An Indian mate appeared on shore, Columbo [Bb] soon pursued her,
[D] The weight of an egg rolled down her leg, The son-of-a [Eb]-bitch, he screwed her.
And when he got back home to Spain, To tell of [Bb] his adventures,
[D] Queen Isabella sucked him off, Of course, [Eb] without her dentures.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, [D] his dangling [Eb] dong was crowned, Oh,
[Bb] That [Cm] syphilitic, hypocritic, [C] fornicatin' royal [Fm] maiden.
Dirty, [Eb] letcher, asshole, [C] stretcher, bleedin' [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker,
[Eb] Navigatin', masturbatin' [Fm] son-of-a-bitch Columbo.
[Eb] _
In _ 1492, a sailor from [Bb]
Italy, [C] He walked the dirty streets of Spain, And shat in [Eb] every alley.
At that time reigned a fair young queen of Spain, Named [Bb]
Isabella,
[C] Who cast an amorousious glance at Chris, The [Eb] smart young fella.
He knew the [C] world was round, Oh, his balls did [Eb] touch the ground, Oh,
[C] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic, son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
_ _ Columbo went to the queen of Spain, And he made a [Bb] proposition,
[C] But what she wanted most to do, Was fuck in the [Eb] prone position.
The queen of Spain then said to him, She'd give him [Bb] ships and cargo,
He said, I'll [C] kiss your royal ass, If I don't bring [Eb] back Chicago.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, [C] the queenly, [Eb] cunty pound, Oh,
[Bb] That [Eb] fornicating, royal [Fm]-mating, son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo. _ _ _ _ _
Three little ships set out to sea, Each one a [Bb] double-decker,
[C] The queen, she waved the royal flag, Columbo [Eb] waved his pecker,
Columbo paced upon the deck, He knew it [Bb] was his duty.
[C] He took his wang into his hand, And said, ain't [Eb] that a beauty.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, that sailors [Eb] could be brown, [C] Oh,
That dirty, letcher, asshole [Fm] stretcher, Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo. _ _ _ _ _ _
Columbo had a second mate, He loved just [Bb] like a brother,
[C] And every night below the decks, They bung-holed [Eb] one another.
The fourteen-year-old cabin boy, That dirty little nipper,
[C] Shoved powdered glass right up his ass, And he [Eb] circumcised the skipper.
He knew the [C] world was round, Oh, his pecker, [Eb] it was ground, [C] Oh,
That bleeding [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker, Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
For forty days and forty nights, They sailed the [Bb] broad Atlantic,
[D] Until at last for a piece of ass, The whole crew, [Eb] it grew frantic.
A mermaid came a-swimmin' by, The crew let [D] out a holler,
And when they'd tossed her back to sea, She'd made ten [Eb] thousand dollars.
He knew the [Fm] world was round, Oh, that tailor could [Eb] be found, Oh,
[Fm] That [Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin' son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
_ _ _ _ _ An Indian mate appeared on shore, Columbo [Bb] soon pursued her,
[D] The weight of an egg rolled down her leg, The son-of-a [Eb]-bitch, he screwed her.
And when he got back home to Spain, To tell of [Bb] his adventures,
[D] Queen Isabella sucked him off, Of course, [Eb] without her dentures.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, Oh, [D] his dangling [Eb] dong was crowned, Oh,
[Bb] That [Cm] syphilitic, hypocritic, [C] fornicatin' royal [Fm] maiden.
Dirty, [Eb] letcher, asshole, [C] stretcher, bleedin' [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker,
[Eb] Navigatin', masturbatin' [Fm] son-of-a-bitch Columbo.
[Eb] _