Chords for Chris LeDoux - Honky Tonk World
Tempo:
82.375 bpm
Chords used:
E
A
B
D
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[E]
Well, there used to be a time when candlelight and wine was all that [D] a woman would [A] need.
[B] Man, you'd be a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie she'd [E] been longin' to see.
But the world has turned and it's time you learned that the old ain't [D] a-workin' [A] no [B] more.
Yeah, the rules have changed and it's a brand new game.
But if you want a [E] score, you [A] gotta get on the couch, get out of the house, [E] long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your boots, [F#] polish up your moves [B] if you wanna keep her [Bm] satisfied.
[G] You [E] know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna [D] keep your little [A] girl.
[E] But you don't stand a chance [A] unless you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [Em]-tonk world.
[E]
Well, sooner or later all you couch potatoes, well, you're gonna [D] be the lonely [A] one.
And [B] if you want good lovin', then you gotta keep up and you better [E] know your books when you're done.
Yeah, no one even thinks that your Ringle-Burn-Humperday record's [D] gonna turn [A] her on.
[B] Cause mister, you can bet if you don't know the steps, well, you're gonna get left [E] at home.
You [A] gotta get on the couch, get out of the [E] house, long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your [F#] boots, polish up your [B] moves if you wanna keep her satisfied.
[G] You [E] know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna [D] keep your [A] little girl.
[E] But you don't stand a chance [A] unless you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world.
[A]
[E] [B] [Em]
[E] Now, if you were called Magnon, you'd be a dragon, and women by the hair of [G] your chain.
[A]
[E] You'd be down on your knees beside those soliloquies back in [G] Romeo's day.
[A]
[E] And you'd be kind of nifty if we were in the fifties and you had a cooler car to [Gm] drive.
[A]
[E] Well, you [A] better shake your honey or [B] you're gonna get left at [E] [A] home.
You gotta get on the couch, get out of the [E] house, long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your boots, [F#] polish up [B] your moves if you wanna keep her satisfied.
You know [E] a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna keep [Bm] your little [A] girl.
But [E] you don't stand a chance unless [A] you take her out and dance, cause [B] we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world.
No, you don't stand a chance unless [A] you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world.
Well, there used to be a time when candlelight and wine was all that [D] a woman would [A] need.
[B] Man, you'd be a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie she'd [E] been longin' to see.
But the world has turned and it's time you learned that the old ain't [D] a-workin' [A] no [B] more.
Yeah, the rules have changed and it's a brand new game.
But if you want a [E] score, you [A] gotta get on the couch, get out of the house, [E] long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your boots, [F#] polish up your moves [B] if you wanna keep her [Bm] satisfied.
[G] You [E] know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna [D] keep your little [A] girl.
[E] But you don't stand a chance [A] unless you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [Em]-tonk world.
[E]
Well, sooner or later all you couch potatoes, well, you're gonna [D] be the lonely [A] one.
And [B] if you want good lovin', then you gotta keep up and you better [E] know your books when you're done.
Yeah, no one even thinks that your Ringle-Burn-Humperday record's [D] gonna turn [A] her on.
[B] Cause mister, you can bet if you don't know the steps, well, you're gonna get left [E] at home.
You [A] gotta get on the couch, get out of the [E] house, long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your [F#] boots, polish up your [B] moves if you wanna keep her satisfied.
[G] You [E] know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna [D] keep your [A] little girl.
[E] But you don't stand a chance [A] unless you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world.
[A]
[E] [B] [Em]
[E] Now, if you were called Magnon, you'd be a dragon, and women by the hair of [G] your chain.
[A]
[E] You'd be down on your knees beside those soliloquies back in [G] Romeo's day.
[A]
[E] And you'd be kind of nifty if we were in the fifties and you had a cooler car to [Gm] drive.
[A]
[E] Well, you [A] better shake your honey or [B] you're gonna get left at [E] [A] home.
You gotta get on the couch, get out of the [E] house, long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your boots, [F#] polish up [B] your moves if you wanna keep her satisfied.
You know [E] a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna keep [Bm] your little [A] girl.
But [E] you don't stand a chance unless [A] you take her out and dance, cause [B] we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world.
No, you don't stand a chance unless [A] you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world.
Key:
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_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, there used to be a time when candlelight and wine was all that [D] a woman would [A] need.
[B] Man, you'd be a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie she'd [E] been longin' to see.
But the world has turned and it's time you learned that the old ain't [D] a-workin' [A] no [B] more.
Yeah, the rules have changed and it's a brand new game.
But if you want a [E] score, you [A] gotta get on the couch, get out of the house, [E] long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your boots, [F#] polish up your moves [B] if you wanna keep her [Bm] satisfied.
[G] You [E] know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna [D] keep your little [A] girl.
[E] But you don't stand a chance [A] unless you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [Em]-tonk world.
_ _ [E] _ _ _
Well, sooner or later all you couch potatoes, well, you're gonna [D] be the lonely [A] one.
And [B] if you want good lovin', then you gotta keep up and you better [E] know your books when you're done.
Yeah, no one even thinks that your Ringle-Burn-Humperday record's [D] gonna turn [A] her on.
[B] Cause mister, you can bet if you don't know the steps, well, you're gonna get left [E] at home.
You [A] gotta get on the couch, get out of the [E] house, long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your [F#] boots, polish up your [B] moves if you wanna keep her satisfied.
[G] You [E] know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna [D] keep your [A] little girl.
[E] But you don't stand a chance [A] unless you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world.
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[E] Now, if you were called Magnon, you'd be a dragon, and women by the hair of [G] your chain.
[A]
[E] You'd be down on your knees beside those soliloquies back in [G] Romeo's day.
[A]
[E] And you'd be kind of nifty if we were in the fifties and you had a cooler car to [Gm] drive.
[A] _
[E] Well, you [A] better shake your honey or [B] you're gonna get left at [E] [A] home.
You gotta get on the couch, get out of the [E] house, long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your boots, [F#] polish up [B] your moves if you wanna keep her satisfied.
You know [E] a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna keep [Bm] your little [A] girl.
But [E] you don't stand a chance unless [A] you take her out and dance, cause [B] we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world. _
No, you don't stand a chance unless [A] you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, there used to be a time when candlelight and wine was all that [D] a woman would [A] need.
[B] Man, you'd be a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie she'd [E] been longin' to see.
But the world has turned and it's time you learned that the old ain't [D] a-workin' [A] no [B] more.
Yeah, the rules have changed and it's a brand new game.
But if you want a [E] score, you [A] gotta get on the couch, get out of the house, [E] long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your boots, [F#] polish up your moves [B] if you wanna keep her [Bm] satisfied.
[G] You [E] know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna [D] keep your little [A] girl.
[E] But you don't stand a chance [A] unless you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [Em]-tonk world.
_ _ [E] _ _ _
Well, sooner or later all you couch potatoes, well, you're gonna [D] be the lonely [A] one.
And [B] if you want good lovin', then you gotta keep up and you better [E] know your books when you're done.
Yeah, no one even thinks that your Ringle-Burn-Humperday record's [D] gonna turn [A] her on.
[B] Cause mister, you can bet if you don't know the steps, well, you're gonna get left [E] at home.
You [A] gotta get on the couch, get out of the [E] house, long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your [F#] boots, polish up your [B] moves if you wanna keep her satisfied.
[G] You [E] know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna [D] keep your [A] little girl.
[E] But you don't stand a chance [A] unless you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world.
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[E] Now, if you were called Magnon, you'd be a dragon, and women by the hair of [G] your chain.
[A]
[E] You'd be down on your knees beside those soliloquies back in [G] Romeo's day.
[A]
[E] And you'd be kind of nifty if we were in the fifties and you had a cooler car to [Gm] drive.
[A] _
[E] Well, you [A] better shake your honey or [B] you're gonna get left at [E] [A] home.
You gotta get on the couch, get out of the [E] house, long about Friday night.
[A] Shine up your boots, [F#] polish up [B] your moves if you wanna keep her satisfied.
You know [E] a little bump and grind will do it every time if you wanna keep [Bm] your little [A] girl.
But [E] you don't stand a chance unless [A] you take her out and dance, cause [B] we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world. _
No, you don't stand a chance unless [A] you take her out and dance, [B] cause we're livin' in a honky [E]-tonk world. _ _ _ _ _ _
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