Chopped Nash Chords by Mr. Gasser & The Weirdos

[F] Chop, ditty, chop, [Dm] chop.
[F] Chop, [Dm] ditty, chop, chop.
[Bb]
I was making [F] the boneyard one Saturday morning,
[C] on the trail of a gasser [F] a little bit warm.
[Bb] I eyeballed an ugly [F] that looked [D] kinda sad,
[G] lying next to the [Cm] doghouse at the junkies old fad.
[F] Chop, ditty, chop, [Dm] chop.
[F] Chop, ditty, chop, [Dm] chop.
[Bb] I laid bread on the cat, [F] a neat little batch,
[C] and then made it on home [F] with my crazy cat.
[Bb] It was stripped in a minute [F] and quick as a seal,
[G] I chopped the [C] shell for added [F] appeal.
Chop, ditty, [Dm] chop, chop.
_ [F] Chop, ditty, chop, [Dm] chop.
[Bb] There was one lot of [F] chopping that went on that night,
[C] a kush or a [F] windfield would have died of fright.
[Bb] Lead was flying [F] all over the place,
[G] the body was shaping [Cm] up, ready to race.
[F] Chop, ditty, chop, [Dm] chop.
_ Chop, ditty, chop, chop. _
[Bb] _ [Bbm] _ [F] _ [B] _ [C] _ _ [F] _ [A] _
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _
[F] Chop, ditty, [Dm] chop, chop.
_ Chop, ditty, chop, chop. _
[Ebm] Chop, ditty, chop, chop.
_ [Gb] Chop, ditty, [Eb] chop, chop.
[B] I tore out the floor [Gb] to make room for a beast,
[Db] a real wheelie [Gb] standard for fifty at least.
[B] We chopped my old [Gb] rambler and mounted the slicks,
[Ab] and then took it on down [Db] to the strip for some [Gb] kicks.
Chop, ditty, chop, [Eb] chop.
_ [Gb] Chop, ditty, chop, [Ebm] chop.
[B] I came off of the [Gb] line screaming with might,
[Db] but the gnash was so [Gb] low it went under the light.
[B] The only trouble [Gb] with my little chop gnash,
[Ab] like man, most of that rambler,
was laying back home [Db] in the trash.
Whoa, whoa, [Gb] whoa.
Chop, ditty, chop, [Eb] chop.
[Gb] Chop, ditty, chop, [Eb] chop.
[Gb] Chop, ditty, chop, chop. _ _ _ _ _