Chords for Ching Chong! Asians in the Library Song (Response to UCLA's Alexandra Wallace)
Tempo:
84.9 bpm
Chords used:
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A
D
E
F#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
And then all of a sudden when I'm about to reach an epiphany
over here from somewhere Oh!
Jing Chong Ling Long Ting Tong!
Oh!
[G] Greetings, Alexandra Wallace.
I am not the most politically correct [Em] person.
So, please do not find offensive.
Thank you.
[F#m] Oh, Alexandra Wallace.
Damn girl, you so feisty.
You so feisty they should call you Alexandra Great Wall.
Ace.
Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me talk on my phone yesterday.
All sexy.
Jing Chong Ling Long.
Maybe it's all just code.
It's the way I tell the ladies.
It's time to get funky.
I hope one day you can [A] meet
My mother, my brother, sisters, [D] grandmothers,
grandpas and cousins.
[Bm] Oh!
Cause what they're [F#m] really doing on those Friday [A] nights
is showing me how to cook and [Bm] dress.
Cause baby I wanna take you out
[D] and blow your freaking mind.
[E] And [F#m] underneath [Bm] the pounds of make-up
and your [D] baby blue [Bm] eyes.
[E] I know there's a [A] lot of pain [Bm] and hurt
for such a [D] big brain to spend all night
[Bm] studying poli-sci.
I pick up my phone [A] and sing Jing Chong
It means I love [E] you.
Ling Long
I [A] really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I [D] don't actually know what that means.
[A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My [A] head is [Bm] spinning.
Ting Tong
Still [E] don't know [D] what that means.
Oh [F#m] Alex, I just want to take my phone out
and talk dirty to your all day long.
But I know you're busy cramming
all those big hard theories and arguments.
You ain't that polite, [A] nice American girl
your mama raised [D] you to be.
[Bm] So when you reach [F#m] that epiphany
Wait, are you [A] freaking kidding me?
If you have an epiphany [Bm] every single time you study
that means you're probably doing [D] something wrong.
But like [E] it when you're wrong.
And [A] underneath [Bm] the pounds of makeup
and your baby [D] blue [Bm] eyes.
I
[E] know there's a lot [A] of pain [Bm] and hurt
for such a big [D] brain to spend all night
[Bm] studying poli-sci.
I pick up my phone [A] and sing Jing Chong
It means I love [E] you.
Ling Long
I really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I really [D] don't know what that means.
[A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My head [A] is spinning.
[Bm] Ting Tong
Still [E] don't know [D] what that means.
[A] It's alright Alexandra.
I know you [E] know nothing about scottish.
I just wanted to make sure [Bm] you know
that it's not a title sushi.
[D] But I can't be the same
that I'm actually Chinese.
And that's [A] a whole nother country.
It's bigger.
[E] Yeah.
My head is spinning.
[Bm] It's bigger.
But when it comes to love [D] and eggs
there are no boundaries.
[A]
[Bm] Thank you.
[A] Jing Chong
It means [E] I love you.
Ling Long
I really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I really [D] don't know what that means.
[A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My head [Bm] is spinning.
Ting Tong
Still don't [D] know what that means.
over here from somewhere Oh!
Jing Chong Ling Long Ting Tong!
Oh!
[G] Greetings, Alexandra Wallace.
I am not the most politically correct [Em] person.
So, please do not find offensive.
Thank you.
[F#m] Oh, Alexandra Wallace.
Damn girl, you so feisty.
You so feisty they should call you Alexandra Great Wall.
Ace.
Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me talk on my phone yesterday.
All sexy.
Jing Chong Ling Long.
Maybe it's all just code.
It's the way I tell the ladies.
It's time to get funky.
I hope one day you can [A] meet
My mother, my brother, sisters, [D] grandmothers,
grandpas and cousins.
[Bm] Oh!
Cause what they're [F#m] really doing on those Friday [A] nights
is showing me how to cook and [Bm] dress.
Cause baby I wanna take you out
[D] and blow your freaking mind.
[E] And [F#m] underneath [Bm] the pounds of make-up
and your [D] baby blue [Bm] eyes.
[E] I know there's a [A] lot of pain [Bm] and hurt
for such a [D] big brain to spend all night
[Bm] studying poli-sci.
I pick up my phone [A] and sing Jing Chong
It means I love [E] you.
Ling Long
I [A] really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I [D] don't actually know what that means.
[A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My [A] head is [Bm] spinning.
Ting Tong
Still [E] don't know [D] what that means.
Oh [F#m] Alex, I just want to take my phone out
and talk dirty to your all day long.
But I know you're busy cramming
all those big hard theories and arguments.
You ain't that polite, [A] nice American girl
your mama raised [D] you to be.
[Bm] So when you reach [F#m] that epiphany
Wait, are you [A] freaking kidding me?
If you have an epiphany [Bm] every single time you study
that means you're probably doing [D] something wrong.
But like [E] it when you're wrong.
And [A] underneath [Bm] the pounds of makeup
and your baby [D] blue [Bm] eyes.
I
[E] know there's a lot [A] of pain [Bm] and hurt
for such a big [D] brain to spend all night
[Bm] studying poli-sci.
I pick up my phone [A] and sing Jing Chong
It means I love [E] you.
Ling Long
I really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I really [D] don't know what that means.
[A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My head [A] is spinning.
[Bm] Ting Tong
Still [E] don't know [D] what that means.
[A] It's alright Alexandra.
I know you [E] know nothing about scottish.
I just wanted to make sure [Bm] you know
that it's not a title sushi.
[D] But I can't be the same
that I'm actually Chinese.
And that's [A] a whole nother country.
It's bigger.
[E] Yeah.
My head is spinning.
[Bm] It's bigger.
But when it comes to love [D] and eggs
there are no boundaries.
[A]
[Bm] Thank you.
[A] Jing Chong
It means [E] I love you.
Ling Long
I really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I really [D] don't know what that means.
[A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My head [Bm] is spinning.
Ting Tong
Still don't [D] know what that means.
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And then all of a sudden when I'm about to reach an epiphany
_ over here from somewhere Oh!
_ Jing Chong Ling Long Ting Tong!
Oh!
[G] _ _ Greetings, Alexandra Wallace.
I am not the most politically correct [Em] person.
So, please do not find offensive.
Thank you. _
_ [F#m] _ Oh, Alexandra Wallace.
Damn girl, you so feisty.
You so feisty they should call you Alexandra Great Wall.
Ace.
Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me talk on my phone yesterday.
All sexy.
Jing Chong Ling Long.
Maybe it's all just code.
It's the way I tell the ladies.
It's time to get funky.
I hope one day you can [A] meet
My mother, my brother, sisters, [D] grandmothers,
grandpas and cousins.
_ [Bm] Oh!
Cause what they're [F#m] really doing on those Friday [A] nights
is showing me how to cook and [Bm] dress.
Cause baby I wanna take you out
[D] and blow your freaking mind.
[E] _ And [F#m] underneath [Bm] the pounds of make-up
and your [D] baby blue _ [Bm] eyes. _ _ _
_ [E] I know there's a [A] lot of pain [Bm] and hurt
for such a [D] big brain to spend all night
[Bm] studying poli-sci.
I pick up my phone [A] and sing Jing Chong
It means I love [E] you.
Ling Long
I [A] really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I [D] don't actually know what that means.
_ [A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My [A] head is [Bm] spinning.
Ting Tong
Still [E] don't know [D] what that means.
Oh [F#m] Alex, I just want to take my phone out
and talk dirty to your all day long.
But I know you're busy cramming
all those big hard theories and arguments.
_ You ain't that polite, [A] nice American girl
your mama raised [D] you to be.
_ _ [Bm] _ So when you reach [F#m] that epiphany
Wait, are you [A] freaking kidding me?
If you have an epiphany [Bm] every single time you study
that means you're probably doing [D] something wrong.
But like [E] it when you're wrong.
And [A] underneath [Bm] the pounds of makeup
and your baby [D] blue _ [Bm] eyes.
I _ _
_ [E] know there's a lot [A] of pain [Bm] and hurt
for such a big [D] brain to spend all night
[Bm] studying poli-sci.
I pick up my phone [A] and sing Jing Chong
It means I love [E] you.
Ling Long
I really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I really [D] don't know what that means.
_ [A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My head [A] is spinning.
[Bm] Ting Tong
Still [E] don't know [D] what that means.
_ [A] It's alright Alexandra.
I know you [E] know nothing about scottish.
I just wanted to make sure [Bm] you know
that it's not a title sushi.
[D] But I can't be the same
that I'm actually Chinese.
And that's [A] a whole nother country.
It's bigger.
[E] Yeah.
My head is spinning.
[Bm] It's bigger.
But when it comes to love [D] and eggs
there are no boundaries.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ Thank you.
[A] Jing Chong
It means [E] I love you.
Ling Long
I really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I really [D] don't know what that means.
_ [A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My head [Bm] is spinning.
Ting Tong
Still don't [D] know what that means.
_ over here from somewhere Oh!
_ Jing Chong Ling Long Ting Tong!
Oh!
[G] _ _ Greetings, Alexandra Wallace.
I am not the most politically correct [Em] person.
So, please do not find offensive.
Thank you. _
_ [F#m] _ Oh, Alexandra Wallace.
Damn girl, you so feisty.
You so feisty they should call you Alexandra Great Wall.
Ace.
Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me talk on my phone yesterday.
All sexy.
Jing Chong Ling Long.
Maybe it's all just code.
It's the way I tell the ladies.
It's time to get funky.
I hope one day you can [A] meet
My mother, my brother, sisters, [D] grandmothers,
grandpas and cousins.
_ [Bm] Oh!
Cause what they're [F#m] really doing on those Friday [A] nights
is showing me how to cook and [Bm] dress.
Cause baby I wanna take you out
[D] and blow your freaking mind.
[E] _ And [F#m] underneath [Bm] the pounds of make-up
and your [D] baby blue _ [Bm] eyes. _ _ _
_ [E] I know there's a [A] lot of pain [Bm] and hurt
for such a [D] big brain to spend all night
[Bm] studying poli-sci.
I pick up my phone [A] and sing Jing Chong
It means I love [E] you.
Ling Long
I [A] really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I [D] don't actually know what that means.
_ [A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My [A] head is [Bm] spinning.
Ting Tong
Still [E] don't know [D] what that means.
Oh [F#m] Alex, I just want to take my phone out
and talk dirty to your all day long.
But I know you're busy cramming
all those big hard theories and arguments.
_ You ain't that polite, [A] nice American girl
your mama raised [D] you to be.
_ _ [Bm] _ So when you reach [F#m] that epiphany
Wait, are you [A] freaking kidding me?
If you have an epiphany [Bm] every single time you study
that means you're probably doing [D] something wrong.
But like [E] it when you're wrong.
And [A] underneath [Bm] the pounds of makeup
and your baby [D] blue _ [Bm] eyes.
I _ _
_ [E] know there's a lot [A] of pain [Bm] and hurt
for such a big [D] brain to spend all night
[Bm] studying poli-sci.
I pick up my phone [A] and sing Jing Chong
It means I love [E] you.
Ling Long
I really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I really [D] don't know what that means.
_ [A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My head [A] is spinning.
[Bm] Ting Tong
Still [E] don't know [D] what that means.
_ [A] It's alright Alexandra.
I know you [E] know nothing about scottish.
I just wanted to make sure [Bm] you know
that it's not a title sushi.
[D] But I can't be the same
that I'm actually Chinese.
And that's [A] a whole nother country.
It's bigger.
[E] Yeah.
My head is spinning.
[Bm] It's bigger.
But when it comes to love [D] and eggs
there are no boundaries.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ Thank you.
[A] Jing Chong
It means [E] I love you.
Ling Long
I really [Bm] want you.
Ting Tong
I really [D] don't know what that means.
_ [A] Jing Chong
It's never [E] ending.
Ling Long
My head [Bm] is spinning.
Ting Tong
Still don't [D] know what that means.