Chords for Cheryl Wheeler If I Die Before You Folks Fest Aug 19, 2016

If [Bb] I die before you, [F] I don't care what you do [Eb] with the _ biology _ [Eb] that used to be me.
[Bb] Now I hope they don't sap [F] me for morbid display, [Gm] and I hope that you're happy, [Eb] but not right _
_ [Bb] away. _ _ _
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[Gm] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ The [Bb] stuff in my _ [F] closet's _ disjettisoned.
All [Gm] the pants are too short.
[Eb] The shoes are too small.
[Bb] The shirts are too big. _
[F] What can I [Gm] say?
Time's sloppin'.
[Eb] Cannabis made me that [Bb] way.
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_ _ _ [F] Treat the guitars [Bb] like the treasures [Eb] they are.
_ [F] They still have _ [Gm] secrets to tell.
_ [Dm] _ _ [F] And they may not know [Bb] why I [Eb] had to go.
And they've always been loved [F] very well.
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If [Bb] I die before you, it [F] might not be all bad.
You [Gm] can turn down the heat.
[Eb] You can turn up the ads.
[Bb] You can resend the toaster [F] to maximum roast [Gm] and then butter the cinders [Eb] you like to call _
_ [Bb] _ _ toast.
Oh, _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] oh, _ _ oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh. _ _ _
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I [Bb] will send you a message [F] if ever I can just [Gm] to tell you I'm fine and [Eb] it's not quite the end or [Bb] I might not be able.
[F] I might just be dead [Gm] or it might really be [Eb] hot as they _ [Bb] said. _ _ _ _
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[Gm] Oh, oh, [Dm] oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh. _ _
[Bb] Oh, oh, _ oh, oh, _
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[Eb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ oh.