Chords for Charlotte Diamond-THE LAUNDRY
Tempo:
79.2 bpm
Chords used:
Am
F
G
Dm
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
These are me granny's glasses.
And this is her old mop cap.
There was a monster that used to haunt me granny's house way over in Scotland.
And then that monster jumped on a boat and came all the way across to Canada and moved into me mummy's house.
And then that monster moved into my house.
And I think it lives in your house too, because me granny was a ghostbuster.
[Am] [Am]
There's just one job in my household that [G] never [Am] ever gets done.
Even if I start at first light of [E] day, until the setting [Am] of the sun.
I wash and scrub and iron and fold [G] my life [Am] away.
There's a monster that lives in my back [E] room and never [Am] ever goes away.
[F] It's the laundry, [Em] the laundry.
[Dm] I'm slowly [C] going insane.
[Dm] If I see another [Am] piece of laundry, [E] I'm gonna stuff it down the drain.
[Am] It has sixteen arms [F] and sixteen legs and [G] eight pairs of [Am] socks that don't match.
It eats all the buttons and the underwear and every carefully sewed on patch.
And if I dare to [F] overload it protests, [G] it burps [Am] and growls.
And then in the quiet of the middle of [E] the night it grows green [Am] slime up on my towels.
[F] The laundry, the laundry.
[Dm] I'm doing it in [C] my dreams.
[Dm] If I see another [Am] load of laundry, I know I'm gonna scream.
But last night I thought of a wonderful way to [G] dispel [Am] all my fears.
Put half of the laundry in the freezer, it keeps for a hundred years.
Then send all your children out [F] to play to put holes [G] in their knees [Am] and their socks.
Then the rest of the laundry just disappears into the mending box.
[F] The laundry, the laundry.
[Am] Something [C] must be wrong.
[Dm] Cause I'm so busy doing laundry, [E] I can't find time to [Am] write a song.
[F] The laundry, [Em] the laundry.
[Am] I'm slowly going [C] insane.
[Dm] If I see another load of laundry, [Am] I'm gonna stuff it down the drain.
[N]
And this is her old mop cap.
There was a monster that used to haunt me granny's house way over in Scotland.
And then that monster jumped on a boat and came all the way across to Canada and moved into me mummy's house.
And then that monster moved into my house.
And I think it lives in your house too, because me granny was a ghostbuster.
[Am] [Am]
There's just one job in my household that [G] never [Am] ever gets done.
Even if I start at first light of [E] day, until the setting [Am] of the sun.
I wash and scrub and iron and fold [G] my life [Am] away.
There's a monster that lives in my back [E] room and never [Am] ever goes away.
[F] It's the laundry, [Em] the laundry.
[Dm] I'm slowly [C] going insane.
[Dm] If I see another [Am] piece of laundry, [E] I'm gonna stuff it down the drain.
[Am] It has sixteen arms [F] and sixteen legs and [G] eight pairs of [Am] socks that don't match.
It eats all the buttons and the underwear and every carefully sewed on patch.
And if I dare to [F] overload it protests, [G] it burps [Am] and growls.
And then in the quiet of the middle of [E] the night it grows green [Am] slime up on my towels.
[F] The laundry, the laundry.
[Dm] I'm doing it in [C] my dreams.
[Dm] If I see another [Am] load of laundry, I know I'm gonna scream.
But last night I thought of a wonderful way to [G] dispel [Am] all my fears.
Put half of the laundry in the freezer, it keeps for a hundred years.
Then send all your children out [F] to play to put holes [G] in their knees [Am] and their socks.
Then the rest of the laundry just disappears into the mending box.
[F] The laundry, the laundry.
[Am] Something [C] must be wrong.
[Dm] Cause I'm so busy doing laundry, [E] I can't find time to [Am] write a song.
[F] The laundry, [Em] the laundry.
[Am] I'm slowly going [C] insane.
[Dm] If I see another load of laundry, [Am] I'm gonna stuff it down the drain.
[N]
Key:
Am
F
G
Dm
E
Am
F
G
These are me granny's glasses.
And this is her old mop cap.
There was a monster that used to haunt me granny's house way over in Scotland.
And then that monster jumped on a boat and came all the way across to Canada and moved into me mummy's house.
And then that monster moved into my house.
And I think it lives in your house too, because me granny was a ghostbuster.
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Am] _
There's just one job in my household that [G] never [Am] ever gets done.
Even if I start at first light of [E] day, until the setting [Am] of the sun.
I wash and scrub and iron and fold [G] my life [Am] away.
There's a monster that lives in my back [E] room and never [Am] ever goes away.
[F] It's the laundry, [Em] the laundry.
[Dm] I'm slowly [C] going insane.
[Dm] If I see another [Am] piece of laundry, [E] I'm gonna stuff it down the drain.
_ [Am] It has sixteen arms [F] and sixteen legs and [G] eight pairs of [Am] socks that don't match.
It eats all the buttons and the underwear and every carefully sewed on patch.
And if I dare to [F] overload it protests, [G] it burps [Am] and growls.
And then in the quiet of the middle of [E] the night it grows green [Am] slime up on my towels.
[F] The laundry, the laundry.
[Dm] I'm doing it in [C] my dreams.
[Dm] If I see another [Am] load of laundry, I know I'm gonna scream.
But last night I thought of a wonderful way to [G] dispel [Am] all my fears.
Put half of the laundry in the freezer, it keeps for a hundred years.
Then send all your children out [F] to play to put holes [G] in their knees [Am] and their socks.
Then the rest of the laundry just disappears into the mending box.
[F] The laundry, the laundry.
[Am] Something [C] must be wrong.
[Dm] Cause I'm so busy doing laundry, [E] I can't find time to [Am] write a song.
[F] The laundry, [Em] the laundry.
[Am] I'm slowly going [C] insane.
[Dm] If I see another load of laundry, _ [Am] _ I'm gonna stuff it down the drain.
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
And this is her old mop cap.
There was a monster that used to haunt me granny's house way over in Scotland.
And then that monster jumped on a boat and came all the way across to Canada and moved into me mummy's house.
And then that monster moved into my house.
And I think it lives in your house too, because me granny was a ghostbuster.
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Am] _
There's just one job in my household that [G] never [Am] ever gets done.
Even if I start at first light of [E] day, until the setting [Am] of the sun.
I wash and scrub and iron and fold [G] my life [Am] away.
There's a monster that lives in my back [E] room and never [Am] ever goes away.
[F] It's the laundry, [Em] the laundry.
[Dm] I'm slowly [C] going insane.
[Dm] If I see another [Am] piece of laundry, [E] I'm gonna stuff it down the drain.
_ [Am] It has sixteen arms [F] and sixteen legs and [G] eight pairs of [Am] socks that don't match.
It eats all the buttons and the underwear and every carefully sewed on patch.
And if I dare to [F] overload it protests, [G] it burps [Am] and growls.
And then in the quiet of the middle of [E] the night it grows green [Am] slime up on my towels.
[F] The laundry, the laundry.
[Dm] I'm doing it in [C] my dreams.
[Dm] If I see another [Am] load of laundry, I know I'm gonna scream.
But last night I thought of a wonderful way to [G] dispel [Am] all my fears.
Put half of the laundry in the freezer, it keeps for a hundred years.
Then send all your children out [F] to play to put holes [G] in their knees [Am] and their socks.
Then the rest of the laundry just disappears into the mending box.
[F] The laundry, the laundry.
[Am] Something [C] must be wrong.
[Dm] Cause I'm so busy doing laundry, [E] I can't find time to [Am] write a song.
[F] The laundry, [Em] the laundry.
[Am] I'm slowly going [C] insane.
[Dm] If I see another load of laundry, _ [Am] _ I'm gonna stuff it down the drain.
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _