Chords for Charlie Sizemore - May There Be No Lawyers in Heaven
Tempo:
87.7 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
E
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#] [A] [D]
[A] [D]
[A] It started out as so-called [D] friendly divorce.
[A] She hired this attorney [D] and he took us into court.
[G] Then he trotted out [A] us legally.
We had to sell the silver, the house and the car.
My video collection, my old gut-straining car.
When he led her to his [D] legal feet.
[E] We watched as they hauled it all [A] away.
And [D] we knelt [A] to pray.
[D] May there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
[D] No legal eagles up there in [A] the sky.
May [D] there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
[D]
Oh Lord let them go [A] somewhere [D] else than they die.
[A]
[D] [A] I got mugged my [D] first day in town.
[A] I jumped on that [D] mugger's back when I chased him down.
[G] His counsel claimed I used [A] excessive force.
His client suffered whiplash and undue mental stress.
Now he's back on welfare and occasionally depressed.
Then they said I showed [D] preemptive force.
[E] The judge, she said she'd let [A] me off this time.
[Dm] Don't me [A] apply.
[B] Okay, may there be no lawyers.
[G] May there [D] be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
[D] No double-dillon buzzards up [A] there in the sky.
[G] May [D] there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
[D]
Oh Lord let them go somewhere else when they die.
[E] May there be no lawyers [A] in heaven.
[E] No dog and pony show.
No double-dillon buzzard.
No legal eagles up [B] there in the sky.
[E] May there be no [A] lawyers in heaven.
[E] Oh Lord let them go [G] somewhere else [E] when they die.
Oh Lord let them go [B] somewhere [G] else when they die.
[D#] [Em] [E]
[A] [D]
[A] It started out as so-called [D] friendly divorce.
[A] She hired this attorney [D] and he took us into court.
[G] Then he trotted out [A] us legally.
We had to sell the silver, the house and the car.
My video collection, my old gut-straining car.
When he led her to his [D] legal feet.
[E] We watched as they hauled it all [A] away.
And [D] we knelt [A] to pray.
[D] May there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
[D] No legal eagles up there in [A] the sky.
May [D] there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
[D]
Oh Lord let them go [A] somewhere [D] else than they die.
[A]
[D] [A] I got mugged my [D] first day in town.
[A] I jumped on that [D] mugger's back when I chased him down.
[G] His counsel claimed I used [A] excessive force.
His client suffered whiplash and undue mental stress.
Now he's back on welfare and occasionally depressed.
Then they said I showed [D] preemptive force.
[E] The judge, she said she'd let [A] me off this time.
[Dm] Don't me [A] apply.
[B] Okay, may there be no lawyers.
[G] May there [D] be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
[D] No double-dillon buzzards up [A] there in the sky.
[G] May [D] there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
[D]
Oh Lord let them go somewhere else when they die.
[E] May there be no lawyers [A] in heaven.
[E] No dog and pony show.
No double-dillon buzzard.
No legal eagles up [B] there in the sky.
[E] May there be no [A] lawyers in heaven.
[E] Oh Lord let them go [G] somewhere else [E] when they die.
Oh Lord let them go [B] somewhere [G] else when they die.
[D#] [Em] [E]
Key:
D
A
G
E
B
D
A
G
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] _ _ _
[A] It started out as so-called [D] friendly divorce. _
[A] She hired this attorney [D] and he took us into court.
[G] Then he trotted out [A] us legally. _ _
We had to sell the silver, the house and the car.
My video collection, my old gut-straining car.
When he led her to his [D] legal feet. _ _
[E] We watched as they hauled it all [A] away.
And [D] we knelt [A] to pray.
_ _ [D] May there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
_ _ [D] No legal eagles up there in [A] the sky.
May [D] there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
_ [D]
Oh Lord let them go [A] somewhere [D] else than they die. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
[D] _ _ _ [A] I got mugged my [D] first day in town.
_ _ [A] I jumped on that [D] mugger's back when I chased him down.
[G] His counsel claimed I used [A] excessive force.
_ His client suffered whiplash and undue mental stress.
Now he's back on welfare and occasionally depressed.
Then they said I showed [D] preemptive force.
_ [E] The judge, she said she'd let [A] me off this time.
[Dm] Don't me [A] apply. _ _ _
[B] Okay, may there be no lawyers.
_ [G] May there [D] be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
[D] No double-dillon buzzards up [A] there in the sky.
_ [G] May [D] there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
_ _ [D]
Oh Lord let them go somewhere else when they die. _
[E] May there be no lawyers [A] in heaven. _
_ [E] No dog and pony show.
No double-dillon buzzard.
No legal eagles up [B] there in the sky.
_ [E] May there be no [A] lawyers in heaven.
_ _ [E] Oh Lord let them go [G] somewhere else [E] when they die.
Oh _ Lord let them go [B] somewhere [G] else when they _ _ _ die.
_ [D#] _ [Em] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] _ _ _
[A] It started out as so-called [D] friendly divorce. _
[A] She hired this attorney [D] and he took us into court.
[G] Then he trotted out [A] us legally. _ _
We had to sell the silver, the house and the car.
My video collection, my old gut-straining car.
When he led her to his [D] legal feet. _ _
[E] We watched as they hauled it all [A] away.
And [D] we knelt [A] to pray.
_ _ [D] May there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
_ _ [D] No legal eagles up there in [A] the sky.
May [D] there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
_ [D]
Oh Lord let them go [A] somewhere [D] else than they die. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
[D] _ _ _ [A] I got mugged my [D] first day in town.
_ _ [A] I jumped on that [D] mugger's back when I chased him down.
[G] His counsel claimed I used [A] excessive force.
_ His client suffered whiplash and undue mental stress.
Now he's back on welfare and occasionally depressed.
Then they said I showed [D] preemptive force.
_ [E] The judge, she said she'd let [A] me off this time.
[Dm] Don't me [A] apply. _ _ _
[B] Okay, may there be no lawyers.
_ [G] May there [D] be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
[D] No double-dillon buzzards up [A] there in the sky.
_ [G] May [D] there be no lawyers [G] in heaven.
_ _ [D]
Oh Lord let them go somewhere else when they die. _
[E] May there be no lawyers [A] in heaven. _
_ [E] No dog and pony show.
No double-dillon buzzard.
No legal eagles up [B] there in the sky.
_ [E] May there be no [A] lawyers in heaven.
_ _ [E] Oh Lord let them go [G] somewhere else [E] when they die.
Oh _ Lord let them go [B] somewhere [G] else when they _ _ _ die.
_ [D#] _ [Em] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _