Cath... (Live on The Late Late Show) Chords

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[Gb] Now, usually, of course, you'll know this [Ab] if you watch the show with any [G] regularity,
and of course you don't, [Ab] but if you did, [Gb] you'd know that I usually introduce the musical
[A] acts on this show, but [B] tonight's guest is so special, I've asked [Bb] my friend James Lipton
to help me out.
James, if you would.
[Ab] Thank you, Craig.
[D] Anyone who knows me [Eb] knows that I demand excellence.
I crave excellence.
[C] One might say I have an excellence fetish, [Bb]
which is to say _ [Cm] that I tie excellence up and
[A] spank it until it barks like a bad little [Eb] doggy.
_ [B] _ So, when it comes to music, I'm very
difficult to please.
The [D] superficiality of most alternative rock makes me want to stick
[Eb] my genitals in a blender.
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_ _ [Ebm] That's why I'm so [Db] excited about tonight's musical guests, though
their [Fm] name implies a cheerfully deranged sex crime.
_ [Abm] Their songs are somehow both [F] melancholic
[Eb] and catchy.
_ Gracefully heartbroken, these young men kneel still at the altar of passion,
_ [B] ready for another [G] try at the sacrament of love [Eb] through the power of music.
[C] They are
[A] Death Cab for [Bb] Cutie.
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She _ _ holds a smile [D]
like [A] _ _ someone would hold a _ _ [D] crying [A] child.
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[D] _ [A] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [E] Everybody will [Ebm] _ [B] laugh because
he [D] came with [A] you _ _
[D] _ [A] when _ [Gbm] your heart [E] was dying [A] fast.
[B] You [D] didn't know what [A] to do.
You [D] [A] didn't _ _ _ _ _ _
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[D] _ [A] _ even [D] _ [A] know how to _ smile.
The [Ab] night [A] your childhood fairy feeling opened in your heart, you showed
her whatever you needed but [D] _ [A] she won't show you _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ what you have to give in exchange.
No
_ [Dbm] on so many [A] men who _ _ would have loved you more. _
[D] _ [A] _ _ _ [Gbm] Soon [E] everybody will [Ebm] _ [B] ask what [D] became of [A] you _ _
[D] _ [A] _ _ _ [Gbm] when your heart [E] was dying [Ebm] _ [B] fast and you [D] didn't know what [A] to do. _ _
[D] _ [A] _ _ _ [Gbm] So [E] whispers that [Ebm] it won't _ last roll up [D] and down the pier _ _
[B] _ _ _ [Gbm] but if [E] their hearts were dying that [B] _ fast they'd [A] have come the same as you
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[A] _ or not had come the [D] same as [A] you _ _
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