Chords for Caspar Babypants - My Flea Has Dogs

_ _ _ _ My flea has dogs.
You don't [Em] know it's wrong.
_ _ [C] Oh
[D] My flea [G] has dogs.
My flea has dogs.
You don't [Em] know it's wrong.
_ _ [C] Oh
[D] My [G] flea has dogs
_ _ Collies terriers [E] pugs and poodles the leashes get mixed [C] up like noodles.
He must [D] have about _ [G] 99
_ _ Afghan longhairs and [E] little cocker spaniels all of them are named [C] Daisy or Daniel and all of [D] them are his and none [G] are mine
[E] _ [G] They yip and yap and howl at the [E] moon.
They bark at midnight bark at [C] noon when they go parading at mall
_ _ [F#] Chihuahuas chow wows Canadian [E] pointers all crowd around obscure their [C] owner.
Sometimes you can't see that [G] flea at all
My flea has dogs.
You don't [Em] know it's wrong.
_ _ [C] Oh
[D] My [G] flea has dogs.
My flea has dogs.
You don't [Em] know it's wrong.
_ _ [C] Oh
[D] My [G] flea has dogs _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G] Dachshund Doberman and [E] Dalmatian 20 at a time in high [C] rotation.
Imagine [D] all the food that [G] they must eat
_ _ Italian greyhounds and Irish [E] setters out in the sunshine or in the wetter weather.
They all come [D] running when they hear [G] my flea _ [F#] a
Flea with dogs now, that's [Em] ridiculous.
Even if [B] you were very [C] meticulous, you couldn't [D] find another [G] bug with _ mutts
[Gm] Sharp a shit [B] sushi, but in you whip it whammer.
I'm a two by [C] two.
How did this [D] little flea get [G] all these pups?
My flea has dogs
You don't [Em] know what's _ wrong.
[C] Oh
[D] My [G] flea has dogs.
My flea has dogs.
You don't [Em] know what's wrong.
_ [C] Oh
[D] My [C] flea has oh my flea has oh
My [G] flea has dogs.
I think my dogs my little flea has dogs
little _ _ dogs little [D] flea
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