Chords for Cartman - Greatest Hits

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_ _ [D] Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Db] _ _ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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_ _ _ _ _ aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kyle _ you can't shock them unless he forgets the words _ _ _ _
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_ _ [Gm] _ _ [D] _ _ [Gm] _
Those aren't the words, Eric!
This [Fm] Jesus was [Bb] born, and [Eb] so we give praise [Bb] to _ _ _ [Eb]
his decorations.
[Cm] Okay!
_ _ [Gm] On your knees, _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ [Cm]
all you who are in _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] heaven, give [Eb] him_
Very [Ab] nice, Eric!
[Eb] Amen. _
Amen to him.
That's it!
I remembered that whole chorus!
[Eb] Didn't even have to_ Missed it!
Amen! _
Amen!
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Amen! Amen to_
_ _ [E] Okay, Eric, now we're gonna do the French words.
_ [D] _ _ What?!
You guys, listen to this song I just wrote.
It's called, I Hate You Guys.
I hate you guys.
You guys are assholes.
Especially Kenny.
I hate him the most.
Okay, now let's try one all together.
I hate you guys.
Come on, you guys know the words.
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Attention!
Attention, [G] please!
This is a message for all of you out there who have just ended a relationship. _
Sometimes, love is hard.
But you can't just run away from it.
[D] When you start to have something special, you have to work at it.
[C] Even though it might seem like the world is against you,
you still have to hold on, with both hands!
[D] _ Don't let society dictate who you can and can't be with.
Kyle, [Em] I love you, man.
You can run all you want.
[C] Try to pretend you like girls, but damn it, when we kiss, there's magic!
[E] Don't let it go, Kyle.
I [D] want to hold you every morning and love you every night, Kyle.
I promise you nothing but love and [G] happiness.
I swear, [G] _ [Em] by the moon and the stars and [Bm] the sky,
I'll be [C] there, Kyle.
[G] I swear, [Em]
like the shadow that I, [Bm] your, stand.
Kyle, I swear to God, I'll be [D] there.
For [Am] better or worse,
[D] Till death do us part,
[Am] I'll love you with every [D] gave beat of my heart.
[G] I swear, Kyle.
_ [Em] _ _
[N] _ _ It was the heat of the moment,
Telling me what your heart meant.
The heat of the moment,
Shown in your eyes.
I never meant to be so bad to you,
One thing I said that I would never do.
One look from you and I would fall from grace,
And that would wipe the smile right from my face.
Do you remember when we used to dance?
And it's a different world from circumstance.
One thing led to another, we were young,
And we would scream together, songs on songs.
It was the heat of the moment,
Telling me what your heart meant.
The heat of the moment,
Shown in your [G] eyes.
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You know, Jesus, [Em] I've been thinking a lot about you lately.
When?
[C] That's why I wrote this [D] song.
[G] I love [D] you, Jesus.
[Em] I want you to walk [D] with me.
[C] I'll take good care [G] of you, baby.
[C] Call you my baby, [D]
baby.
[G] You died [D] for my sins,
[Em] And you know that I would die [D] for you, right?
[C] What's the [G] matter, baby?
[C] You're trembling, [D] Jesus, baby.
[E] Your love [Dbm] is my [A] life.
You know when I'm without [E] you, there's a blackout.
_ _ _ [Dbm] _ [Abm] But I get lonely in the night,
[A] And it's up to you [Am] to save me.
Jesus, [G] baby.
I [D] love you, Jesus.
[Em] I want you to [D] walk with me.
[C] I'll take good care [G] of you, baby.
[C] Call you my baby, [D] baby.
[G] You died [D] for my sins,
[Em] And you know that I would die [D] for you, right?
[C] What's the [G] matter, baby?
[C] You're trembling, [D] Jesus, baby.
[E] Your love [Dbm] _
[A] is my life.
You know when I'm without [E] you, there's a blackout.
_ But [Dbm]
I [Abm] get lonely in the [A] night,
And it's up to you [Am] to save me. Jesus, [G] baby.
_ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _