Chords for Cardiacs - A Game for Bertie's Party

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_ _ _ They took me in [Db] and left me in [A] the [D] highway _ _ [Gm] wind
That [Eb] burned the [Ab] lights out of the [Bb] landing pad _ _
Switched [D] off, _ paid [Gb] my bill
[C] _ _ And [Bm] I shot out a [Bbm] big, wide, _ [A] _ _
_ _ [Bb] wings
But that green Paris [Ab] _ fleece I [Bb] am shining
[D] Should _ _ [B] not _ have to say [Gb] no _ _ [B] _
[E] more
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_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Bb] I'd rather be seen [D] than not heard [B] now _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ I'd rather [Bb] be left to [D] be here all [B] on my own _
_ Why can't you [Bb] stay with me till I'm singing?
[B] I'm waiting on [G] you [B] in Oslo [G] or in Kosovo
[B] _ _
_ _ _ My season's gone, my year's [A] too long
[Bb] I'm so afraid, I'm so much better off sleeping on
_ [D] I'm going _
[Gb] _ home, [G] I'm here on
[Bm] I've had a little [Db] hunger, a little cold sleep
_ [Gm] I'm going home [C] where I was a year [Bb] ago _
Don't [D] know yet [B] _ where [Abm] to be _ seen
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[Gb] _ I'd [D] rather be seen than not heard [B] now
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Although I've [Bb] been left to [D] be here all [B] on my own
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[Bb] Although I do [D] as I'm [B] told _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ [Gb] _ [Dm] Although I [D] am as good [B] as good as gold
_ _ Why [G] can't you stay [Bb] with me till I'm sleeping?
[B] I'm a black, black, black, imperial, mountain, whole, or an arsenal in a coffee small
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I [Bb] just _ can't [D] _ _
_ [C] understand
_ Although [Eb] _
I [Bb] try and [D] try
It's [C] just _ _ [Eb] totally _
_ _ [Bb] beyond my [D] _ _
_ _ [C] _ comprehension
_ [Eb] I _ [Bb] just can't _ [D] _ _
understand
[C] _ Although _ [Eb] _
I [Bb] try and [D] try _
It's [C] just _ _ [Eb] totally _
_ _ [Bb] beyond [D] my _ _
_ _ [C] comprehension
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_ _ It's not as if I [D] try to please, I only try to please, it's not as if I try
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_ _ _ Say [C] hello to me every day, [D] make it clean, I'm here and in my cover _ [G] way
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_ _ _ _ Exhibitionist, bandit, extrovert, [A] I'll do my best to be the same as you
_ [D] If I had lots of friends I would let them wander free
Cos then the freaky [F] hedgehogs would never bother [D] _ me
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I'm a little girl, time in their little cage is how I like them
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