Chords for Camper Van Beethoven - Take The Skinheads Bowling

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Every day [F] I get up and play [C] in a jar.
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And he increases [F] the number of clocks by exactly one.
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_ Everybody's [F] coming home for lunch [C] these days.
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Last [Am] night there were skinheads [C] on my lawn.
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] Take the [F] skinheads bowling, take [C] them bowling.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] Take the [F] skinheads bowling, take [C] them bowling.
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Some people [F] say that bowling alleys got big [C] lanes.
Got big lanes, [F] _ got big lanes.
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Some people say [F] that bowling alleys all look the [C] same.
Look the [F] same, look the same.
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There's not a [F] line that goes here that rhymes with [C] anything.
Anything, _ [F] _ anything.
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Had a dream [F] last night, but I forget what [C] it was.
What it was, [F] _ what it was.
[G] Take the [F] skinheads bowling, take [C] them bowling.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] Take the [F] skinheads bowling, take [C] them bowling.
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Had a dream last night about you, my friend.
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Had a dream [Am] I wanted to sleep next to [C] plastic. _
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Had a dream I wanted to lick your knees.
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Had a dream it was about nothing. _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] Take the [F] skinheads bowling, take [C] them bowling.
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Take the [F] skinheads bowling, take [C] them bowling.
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Take the [F] skinheads bowling, [C] take them bowling.
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Take the [F] skinheads bowling, [C] take them bowling. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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