Between Lust And Watching Tv Chords by Cal Smith

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[Bb] _ _ The life that I'm seeking is not in this bar [F] where I'm sitting,
But it sure ain't at home where the one that I'm married [Bb] to's mitten.
_ Happiness may not be here drinking beer, feeling it go [Eb] to my head,
But it ain't back at home where [Bb] she's putting in curlers [F] and rollers and dressing [Bb] for bed.
What I'm looking for ain't the blonde in the corner [F] who's winking,
But it sure ain't my wife who's devoted her life to [Bb] dumb thinking.
_ Happiness surely still lives in this world, and somewhere it's waiting [Eb] for me,
_ And I know that it must be [Bb] somewhere between lust [F] and sitting home watching [Bb] TV.
_ _ [Eb] Somewhere between Playboy magazine [Bb] and next Tuesday night's PTA.
_ _ [Eb] Somewhere between a honky-tonk queen [Bb] and what all the dog [F] did today.
_ [Bb] If a wife and a lover could be one of the same, [Eb] what a beautiful world this [Bb] would be.
[Eb] And there would be a [Bb] somewhere between lust [F] and sitting home watching [Bb] TV.
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[Bb] _ _ My wife's a good cook, but a man can't exist on [F] just bread, _
And what I'm hungry for is the one thing I eat [Bb] being fed.
_ I haven't been shopping, but there's lots of bargains walking through town tempting [Eb] me,
And a body could rust [Bb] on a diet of lust [F] and sitting home watching [Bb] TV.
_ _ [Eb] Somewhere between Playboy magazine [Bb] and next Tuesday night's PTA.
_ _ [Eb] Somewhere between a honky-tonk queen [Bb] and what all the dog did [F] today.
[Bb] If a wife and a lover could be one of the same, [Eb] what a beautiful world [Bb] this would be.
[Eb] And there would be a [Bb] somewhere between lust [F] and sitting home watching [Bb] TV.
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