Chords for Buck-O-Nine - Jennifer's Cold

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[Dm] I'm the freeway.
All the cars have stopped, cause the [C] big news has dropped.
All the phones are [G] ringing, it's got all the neighbors [Dm] singing.
Police chief is calling the detectives, Navy SEALs are being [C] selected.
President is calling his [G] advisors, Greenpeace is putting out [Dm] flyers.
We've got a social [C] media [Dm] situation, it's worse than an [Am] alien [G] invasion.
Jennifer [C] has got a [G] cold and [C] everybody's got to [Dm] know.
We've got a social media situation, it's worse [Am] than an alien [G] invasion.
Jennifer has got [C] a cold [G] and she can't [C] complain to no [Dm] one.
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[Dm] There's a news break for everybody watching, Jennifer has [C] just had a cough in.
The doctors can't [G] explain it, how did she ever [Dm] obtain this?
All her friends are sending get well cards, you can beat it, just gotta [C] fight hard.
All the world is sitting [G] home waiting, all the police are singing [Dm] and praying.
We've got a [C] social media [Dm] situation, it's worse than [C] an alien [G] invasion.
Jennifer has [C] got a [G] cold and everybody's [C] got to [Dm] know.
We've got a social media situation, it's worse than an [C] alien [G] invasion.
Jennifer has [C] got a [G] cold and she can't [C] complain to no [Dm] one. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Dm] Our team has Jennifer surrounded, Coast Guard takes [C] her to an island.
Out there, no one gets [G] infected, Jenny lives where she can be [E] protected.
[Dm] United Nation emergency meeting, declares the [C] whole world is grieving and peace will come if Jenny [G] just gets well.
Please come home soon, [Dm] we've got a social media situation, it's worse than an alien [G] invasion.
Jennifer has got [C] a cold and [Em] everybody's got to [Dm] know.
We've got a social media situation, it's worse than an alien [G] invasion.
Jennifer has got a cold [C] and [Em] everybody's got [Dm] to [Em] know.