Chords for Bruh Moment
Tempo:
97.3 bpm
Chords used:
E
A
F#m
G#
F#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[A] [E] 2018
[A]
[E] [A] [E]
[A] [E] Hopped on the [G#] porn hub I'm bout to beat my dick [E] Nice
Saw fat [A] ass so you know I had to click [E] Okay
I was bout to nut then I realized something's wrong What?
I think that that's my teacher what the fuck is going on?
Wait hold it [A] I just had a fucking bra [E] moment
Whoa [F#m] bitch why the fuck my teacher on some [E] ho shit?
Just wanted a [G#] nut now I think I'm traumatized
[E] I just saw my [F#m] teacher getting fucked by five [E] guys
Now I'm really [F#] freaking out I just don't know what to [E] do
No my teacher's a ho [A] but I still gotta go to school [E] though
I thought for a [F#m] while then I came up with a [E] plan
Now I might finesse [A] my teacher for like twenty fucking bands
So [E] I pull up to [F#m] class I ain't even got a backpack
My teacher turned [A] around and I start staring at her [E] fat ass
She told me to [F#m] stay after I can't contain my [E] laughter
Extortion on my mind just like a 1300's pastor
My teacher told me [G#] boy you better start paying [E] attention
If you keep acting [A] up then I'ma put you in [E] detention
I said I don't give a fuck [C#m] because I've seen you taking dicks
So just give me all your [F#m] money or I'm bout to fucking [E] snitch
She started [A] staring at me then she laughed
[E] She reached in her pocket [A] then she pulled out a badge
[E] Squad team kicked down the door now I'm [E] trapped
I'm bout to go [A] to jail just for looking at some [E] ass
Hopped onto Pornhub I'm [F#m] bout to beat my dick
[E] Saw a fat [F#m] ass then you know I had to [E] click
I was bout [F#m] to nut then I realized something's [E] wrong
I think that that's my [F#m] teacher what the fuck is going on
[E] Wait hold it [A] I just had a fucking bra [E] moment
Woah [F#m] bitch why the fuck my teacher on some [E] ho shit
Just wanted a [F#m] nut now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my [F#m] teacher getting fucked by five [E] guys
[A] [E]
[A] [E]
[A]
[E] [A] [E]
[A] [E] Hopped on the [G#] porn hub I'm bout to beat my dick [E] Nice
Saw fat [A] ass so you know I had to click [E] Okay
I was bout to nut then I realized something's wrong What?
I think that that's my teacher what the fuck is going on?
Wait hold it [A] I just had a fucking bra [E] moment
Whoa [F#m] bitch why the fuck my teacher on some [E] ho shit?
Just wanted a [G#] nut now I think I'm traumatized
[E] I just saw my [F#m] teacher getting fucked by five [E] guys
Now I'm really [F#] freaking out I just don't know what to [E] do
No my teacher's a ho [A] but I still gotta go to school [E] though
I thought for a [F#m] while then I came up with a [E] plan
Now I might finesse [A] my teacher for like twenty fucking bands
So [E] I pull up to [F#m] class I ain't even got a backpack
My teacher turned [A] around and I start staring at her [E] fat ass
She told me to [F#m] stay after I can't contain my [E] laughter
Extortion on my mind just like a 1300's pastor
My teacher told me [G#] boy you better start paying [E] attention
If you keep acting [A] up then I'ma put you in [E] detention
I said I don't give a fuck [C#m] because I've seen you taking dicks
So just give me all your [F#m] money or I'm bout to fucking [E] snitch
She started [A] staring at me then she laughed
[E] She reached in her pocket [A] then she pulled out a badge
[E] Squad team kicked down the door now I'm [E] trapped
I'm bout to go [A] to jail just for looking at some [E] ass
Hopped onto Pornhub I'm [F#m] bout to beat my dick
[E] Saw a fat [F#m] ass then you know I had to [E] click
I was bout [F#m] to nut then I realized something's [E] wrong
I think that that's my [F#m] teacher what the fuck is going on
[E] Wait hold it [A] I just had a fucking bra [E] moment
Woah [F#m] bitch why the fuck my teacher on some [E] ho shit
Just wanted a [F#m] nut now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my [F#m] teacher getting fucked by five [E] guys
[A] [E]
[A] [E]
Key:
E
A
F#m
G#
F#
E
A
F#m
_ [A] _ _ [E] 2018
_ _ [A] _
_ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] Hopped on the [G#] porn hub I'm bout to beat my dick [E] Nice
Saw fat [A] ass so you know I had to click [E] Okay
I was bout to nut then I realized something's wrong What?
I think that that's my teacher what the fuck is going on?
Wait hold it [A] I just had a fucking bra [E] moment
Whoa [F#m] bitch why the fuck my teacher on some [E] ho shit?
Just wanted a [G#] nut now I think I'm traumatized
[E] I just saw my [F#m] teacher getting fucked by five [E] guys
Now I'm really [F#] freaking out I just don't know what to [E] do
No my teacher's a ho [A] but I still gotta go to school [E] though
I thought for a [F#m] while then I came up with a [E] plan
Now I might finesse [A] my teacher for like twenty fucking bands
So [E] I pull up to [F#m] class I ain't even got a backpack
My teacher turned [A] around and I start staring at her [E] fat ass
She told me to [F#m] stay after I can't contain my [E] laughter
Extortion on my mind just like a 1300's pastor
My teacher told me [G#] boy you better start paying [E] attention
If you keep acting [A] up then I'ma put you in [E] detention
I said I don't give a fuck [C#m] because I've seen you taking dicks
So just give me all your [F#m] money or I'm bout to fucking [E] snitch
She started [A] staring at me then she laughed
[E] She reached in her pocket [A] then she pulled out a badge
[E] Squad team kicked down the door now I'm [E] trapped
I'm bout to go [A] to jail just for looking at some [E] ass
Hopped onto Pornhub I'm [F#m] bout to beat my dick
[E] Saw a fat [F#m] ass then you know I had to [E] click
I was bout [F#m] to nut then I realized something's [E] wrong
I think that that's my [F#m] teacher what the fuck is going on
[E] Wait hold it [A] I just had a fucking bra [E] moment
Woah [F#m] bitch why the fuck my teacher on some [E] ho shit
Just wanted a [F#m] nut now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my [F#m] teacher getting fucked by five [E] guys
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
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_ _ [A] _
_ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] Hopped on the [G#] porn hub I'm bout to beat my dick [E] Nice
Saw fat [A] ass so you know I had to click [E] Okay
I was bout to nut then I realized something's wrong What?
I think that that's my teacher what the fuck is going on?
Wait hold it [A] I just had a fucking bra [E] moment
Whoa [F#m] bitch why the fuck my teacher on some [E] ho shit?
Just wanted a [G#] nut now I think I'm traumatized
[E] I just saw my [F#m] teacher getting fucked by five [E] guys
Now I'm really [F#] freaking out I just don't know what to [E] do
No my teacher's a ho [A] but I still gotta go to school [E] though
I thought for a [F#m] while then I came up with a [E] plan
Now I might finesse [A] my teacher for like twenty fucking bands
So [E] I pull up to [F#m] class I ain't even got a backpack
My teacher turned [A] around and I start staring at her [E] fat ass
She told me to [F#m] stay after I can't contain my [E] laughter
Extortion on my mind just like a 1300's pastor
My teacher told me [G#] boy you better start paying [E] attention
If you keep acting [A] up then I'ma put you in [E] detention
I said I don't give a fuck [C#m] because I've seen you taking dicks
So just give me all your [F#m] money or I'm bout to fucking [E] snitch
She started [A] staring at me then she laughed
[E] She reached in her pocket [A] then she pulled out a badge
[E] Squad team kicked down the door now I'm [E] trapped
I'm bout to go [A] to jail just for looking at some [E] ass
Hopped onto Pornhub I'm [F#m] bout to beat my dick
[E] Saw a fat [F#m] ass then you know I had to [E] click
I was bout [F#m] to nut then I realized something's [E] wrong
I think that that's my [F#m] teacher what the fuck is going on
[E] Wait hold it [A] I just had a fucking bra [E] moment
Woah [F#m] bitch why the fuck my teacher on some [E] ho shit
Just wanted a [F#m] nut now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my [F#m] teacher getting fucked by five [E] guys
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