Chords for Break it down lyrics - Tally Hall/anonyMous (I have a better plan, I’ll marry a wealthy man)

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_ _ We need cash.
_ What happened to our stash?
_ _ _ _ _ I bought an electric guitar.
_ [E] I rented a shiny car.
_ _ I went out to lunch.
_ But McDonald's is a thrifty munch.
_ I purchased a random flute.
_ I hired a prostitute.
_ [N] _ _ Whatever will we do?
_ We'll have to think it through. _ _ _ _
_ _ I know I will start _ to sell my body part.
_ A kidney or a lung.
_ My liver or my home.
_ I'll distribute them in jars _ to people driving _ cars.
_ _ _ _ [A] I have [C] a better [D] plan.
[A] _ I'll marry [C] a wealthy [D] man.
[A] _ _ Wouldn't [C] that make you [D] gay?
Really?
[E] _ Not _
[C] necessarily?
[A] _ _ _ _ That would be okay. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I'll sleep in [C] a separate [D] bed.
[A] And I'll refrain [C] from giving [A] _ _ _ _ kisses.
_ _ _ _ _ We'll be happy [C] for [D] a while.
[A] _ I'll try [C] to comply to [D] his style.
[A] _ And keep [C] his mansion [D] clean.
_ [E] Then I'll kill him [C] and inherit [A] his green.
Break it down.
It'll [C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
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[C] _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
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[C] be [Dm] so tough [A] _ to sell [C] my [D] girlfriend's stuff.
[A] Her computer [C] and her sewing [D] kit.
[E] _ _ We'll go [C] for quite [A] a bit.
_ [N] That doesn't seem so kind.
_ _ I doubt that she will mind. _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] We'll start [C] a fake [D] foundation.
[A] _ A non-profit [C] _ _ [D] organization.
[Db] _ [A] We'll say [C] it's for [D] the mute.
[A] _ The blind [C] and [D] destitute. _
_ _ [A] Then [Am] we'll get [D] to take [A] _ [Am] the money that [D] we [Am] make.
_ We'll salvage all [D] we can.
[Em] And take it [C] to [A] Afghanistan. _
Break it down. _ _ _ _ _
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[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] Ninjas are totally sweet.
So light and nimble [D] on their feet.
_ [A] So good at being _ bad.
I wish I had a ninja for a dad.
Put your [C] money in [D] the [A] cup.
Or this assassin will cut you up.
Do not [C] attempt to mess [D] with me.
[E] _ I met a [C] guy who met [A] Bruce [G] Lee.
_ Smothers. _ _ _
Cousins.
_ _ Nieces.
_ Brothers.
_ _ _ Neighbors. _ _
Doctors.
_ Ex-boyfriends. _ _
Dog.
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] It [C] won't be [D] hard at all.
[A] _ Making money [C] with a [D] crystal ball.
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[C] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ Your [C] body will be [Dm] torn to [A] shards.
_ The [C] pieces spread [D] around.
_ [B] Your mingled [Gb] carcass never found.
[A] _ _ That's [C] all I'll have [D] to say.
_ _ [E] And then [C] they'll have [A] to pay.
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_ _ I know I could_ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_free
the world [Am] from your bullshit.
[A] _ _
[Gb] _ Ahhhh. _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Break it down.
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[C] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] I'll make [C] the money grow.
[A] _ With my impromptu [C] magic [D] show.
_ _ [A] _ Performing [C] in the [A] streets.
_ _ Death defying feats.
_ _ People [C] will shriek [D] and shout.
But that's what [C] magic is all [A] about.
_ My [C] god, is [D] he alright?
_ _ [E] I do this [C] every [A] night.
_ _ _ _ _ I'll eat the G.R. [D].D. _ [A] And harvest a [D] P.H..D. _ [Bb] After curing [C] the H.I. [D].V. _ [E] I'll collect my royal keys. _ Do you think you're bright enough? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Let's get his girlfriends stuff. [G] Break it down. [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
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