Chords for Bowser vs. Dr. Eggman - Video Game Rap Battle

[N] _ _ [Eb] _ Video Game _ _ Rambles!
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
Player 1, [Eb] _ Bowser!
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_ Player 2, [Bm] _ Dr.
[C] _
Eggman!
_ [Em] _ _ Fight!
Ha, best [C] be the king of the Koopas, ha!
Backed by [E] my army of troopers, ha!
I trap with the princess, you try trapping critters
But we got the shuns that'll shoot you, ha!
Right at the chopper, that you just jacked for me
You face the monster, conquering galaxies
Hide in your lab while I'm rocking the castle
Cause you lose the animals in every battle
Like, whoa, I'm a superstar saga
_ You're just trash from Stega
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival
Word of failure, so [B] I flame ya
I bite gory, lick [E] my lips cause I like poultry
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw
That's what I call an inside story
[Ab] Lectured by lizard brains?
[E] One thing that I must ask then
[Bm] Did you look back at all your games?
[E] Cause you lose to the mustache men
This little slow at feet thinks that he's tough
To beat you all I have to do is just jump
Over [C] you and into the [E] lava you'll dunk
I'd be more threatened rapping [Gb] against Stug, [C] Bowser
Go back in that shell so you [E] can hide, coward
Are you rapping in your [D] final form?
Your flow is [E] dry, Bowser
I'm [Ab] a mad genius, you're rubber food
I'll turn this [A] dragon to my dragoon
Instant [C] stun, my flow is [E] out of this world
And Tobiah just pissed on the [C] moon!
Maybe invent something [Ab] to hype your rap flows
Battle [E] with gadgets while Spike food just trash flows
Claim [Ab] that your genius is simply a match float
You [E] couldn't craft a way to kill a Smash Bros
Gaming, [A] robotic, whatever you [G] call it
I'm gonna [E] leave the status or spread it like [B] polycus over the years
I got rough and tougher but based [E] on your movie
You got dumb and dumber and you're supposed to carry that film?
Please, that meth's gonna bomb like I gave it to LB
You redesigned the head part of the gleam
But can't redesign all that bad comedy
Shouldn't have brought the faker to battle
Cause even your catfish live in the shadow of evil's OG
So flee or the king will leave his egg boiled from fire I bring
I wish there's a movie got screen as I do
Where the greatest part is when you devolve to ooze
You'd bet fire true but still it's no switch
Cause you're only hot when you turn to mouth death
Capturing women is [B] not cheesy, targets are teen harder
Beats hatching out of your garden [E] think you're superstar
Cause you're destined to woosley, did you get a Nina?
A second time we'll hear [B] your plots end [E] with no payoff
I drop gems, it's bit chaos
[B] Flash your fangs, go gash your flames
But I'll swing [E] your tail and you'll take off
Why don't I give you a visual though?
A dino [Bm] extinct by the dark mistal flow
I've [E] trapped a beast, you are [C] not the OG
You're not even Mario's original foe
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