Chords for bowling for soup LUCKIEST LOSER lyrics

_ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ [F#] You're really [Em] one heck of [G] a guy.
[D] _ [B] Best friend [E] since junior [G] high.
[D] She [F#] showed me Playboy [E] for
the very [G] first time.
That [D] was rad.
_ [F#] _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] We [B] saw Blondes, we [A] sat in the [G] front row. _
[A] I [B] pinched
right [A] before the [G] show
[D] so [B] your brother's [A] mirroring
he [G] didn't know [D] whoa
_ _ [A] _ _ [G] whoa
your new girlfriend [D] is a son of a gun
[E] did you fall in love
or [A] did you just wanna get some
just wanna get [D] some
that girl is crazy
[A] she's a _ locomotion
[B] I know you know she [G] used to be my girl
[D] you better run for cover
[A] cause she's kicking like a time [B] bomb
and they're mentioned
[G] at the boat shop dot [E] com
now you're [G] stuck [A] with her
[B] _ [E] like Meryl [G] Depp
is [A] stuck with Ruger
[E] guess that [G] makes [A] me
the luckiest [D] loser
_ _ [Bm] I [A] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] met her
at a kegger [E] past out in [G] the yard
[D] getting [B] in her pants
[E] wasn't really [G] that hard
[D] six [B] months later
[Em] she crashed [G] my car
and [D] my car was red _ _
[E] _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] she's [Bm] got a glow [A] pomper spray [G] on tan
_ [A] Meryl [B] and Manson
is her favorite [G] band
[D] I [B] really think
she [A] might worship [G] Satan
not [D] a fan
[Bm] _ _
[A] _ _ [G] whoa
your new boyfriend [D] is a son of a gun
[E] did you fall in love
or [A] did you just wanna get some
just wanna get [D] some
that girl is crazy
[A] she's a _ locomotion
[B] I know you know she [G] used to be my girl
[D] you should run for cover
[A] cause she's kicking like a time [Bm] bomb
and they're mentioned [G] at the boat [E] shop dot com
now [G] she's stuck [A] with you _
[E] like a frat [G] guy
with [A] a fat tattoo
[E] like [G] celebrity golf
[A] with Alice Cooper
[E] guess [G] that makes [A] me
the [C#] luckiest [B] loser
Mel Gibson, Danny [G] Glover
you deserve [D] each other
I'll leave the weapon [A] when you take her home
to meet your [B] mother
she was a _ [G] superstar
that she owned my [D] car
those days are over [A] now but life goes [G] on yeah _ _ _ _ _ _
your new girlfriend
[D] is a son of a gun
[Em] did you fall in love
or [A] did you just wanna get some
just wanna get some _
that _ _ _ [D] _ girl is crazy
[A] she's a locomotion
[B] I know you know she [G] used to be my girl
[D] you should run for cover
[A] cause she's kicking like a time [B] bomb
and they're mentioned [G] at the boat shop dot [E] com
now [G] you're stuck [A] with her
_ _ [E] like a [G] valet dancing
[A] stuck with Doober
[E] like [G] number two
[A] on a bluebird [E] scooper
guess [G] that makes [A] me
the luckiest [D] loser
that [B] girl [A] is a
lucky [G] ass [D] loser
_ [B] _ _
[E] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [B] _ _
[E] lucky [G] ass [D] loser
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _